"Jonathan Sims couldn't do Malevolent" "Arthur Lester would kill Jonathan Sims with a rock" Correct but. You know who could do Malevolent? Martin Blackwood. Martin Blackwood would rizz up every eldritch being in Malevolent like he did with everyone at that stupid little institute.
I’m so normal about him
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Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'
The idea of arthur shouting YEET every so often is my new favourite thing
John: Our friendship is the most important thing that has and will ever happen to me. You are precious. I’ve watched you suffer through so much pain that to watch you experience more, let alone by my hand, is unthinkable. Every action I take is to get us closer to a life where we can live in peace and where we’ll be on equal standing with each other. If you knew the things I’ve had to do to get us there, and if you loved me less because of it, I’d die.
What he says: Do it.
Arthur: You have transformed from a thing I fear to a thing I trust. The pain it took to earn that trust makes it all the more excruciating when it is broken. You are still learning gentleness and selflessness and compromise. I am aware of how hard it is to learn these things for the first time. I am a father. But as hardened as I am, I am human and fragile and you cannot keeps depending on my capacity for forgiveness to get what you want.
What he says: You fucking villain
WRONG !!!! GUARDS TEAR HIM ASUNER !!!
fuckin all i want is to paint but i caannot get upppp
Once a month my organ tries to kill me
The comment section is so good
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
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