I’m Not Going Through It Lol I’m Not Budging A Bit. I’m Planting My Feet, Frozen Perhaps.

local faggot found grieving what once was

google, how do i not hate myself???????

the movie Bottoms (2023 dir. Emma Seligman) is so fucking good. the comedic timing, the outfits, the jokes, the homoerotic football team, the camera work, the lesbianism!!!!!!! I wish i saw it in theatres but was wayyy too uncomfortable to ask my ex bf to take me bcz i was questioning whether or not i even found guys attractive lmaooooooooooo

If it’s meant to be I’ll see you later

i hate how obsolete dvds have become. i own the fucking movie but no fucking dvd player????????

go d my legs r so pale right now don’t look at meeeee

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

one time in the third grade i convinced my very christian conservative teacher to let the entire class watch the princess bride for our last day of school and it was a core memory

this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.