Noxboxsocks - Noxious Gas

one time in the third grade i convinced my very christian conservative teacher to let the entire class watch the princess bride for our last day of school and it was a core memory

Forget unrequited love, you know what's really tragic? requited love but they're doomed by the narrative. It doesn't matter that they love each other, it doesn't matter how hard they love, they were doomed from the start.

the I am Steve guy from memory

scrolling tumblr in public. full-on ass pic on my screen

bugs is…. shrimp????

it’s us

the most fuckable marvel character tbh

i hate how obsolete dvds have become. i own the fucking movie but no fucking dvd player????????

ITS AFTER NINE PM IM NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT HOW FUCKED MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW

*6 beers in* I should email her...