Within the first hour or two of playing:
Micah broke his stereo
Cain ran away and made everyone continuously sad for three days
Arthur was the only one who could hold down a job
Micah walked around naked. Constantly.
Dutch discovered a passion for cooking
Micah discovered a passion for mixology
Kieran was cooking on the BBQ and got so flustered when Arthur flirted with him that he set himself on fire. Twice.
Micah got pregnant with Dutch's baby after woohooing in a bush
Kieran became self aware and just stood staring at me like this
@sporadicboinglerstealer2000 and I both need eyebleach.
man, throwing down his sword in outraged disgust: No! This is not what I signed up for! There are limits to how low even someone such as I is willing to sink.
me, pausing in the middle of loading another hostage into the trebuchet: Dude I asked you what you want to do, and you said that you don't care, and that you're down for anything for as long as we're hanging out.
day 1534
what is HAPPENING
Self petting station
(via irian9611)
let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war
So my favorite Star Wars AU is when the Clones are just a little more than human, in the other worldly sense.
Like, yeah, Anakin's half force, but everyone who goes through ARC training can't die and no one's really sure why, but some asshole just shot Fives in the temple and all it did was make him mad.
And sure, Mace can see shatterpoints, but Commander Fox has eyes the color of freshly spilled blood and once threw a man threw three durasteel walls.
And maybe Obi-Wan is the consummate Jedi, but he's pretty sure he just saw Tup reach through a man, but when he questions Cody about it there's something eerie and ancient in his gaze that Obi-Wan doesn't want to question.