Viggo Mortenson Does Not Get Enough Credit For Delivering Lines Like "not Idly Do The Leaves Of Lorien

so if “optimus prime” means “best first” and “megatron” means “large instrument” the entire transformers franchise revolves around the never-ending battle of epic proportions between Awesome #1 and Massive Tool

Brought to you by the unhinged thought of "what if merrical, skyjade, and sabezra were all canon in stealingpotatoes' The Last 4 Jedi AU?" (Credit for the au goes to stealingpotatoes, but I'm not gonna tag her because I'm pretty sure she doesn't ship sabezra.) Anyways, here's a comic about it. I don't think Ahsoka, the galaxy's biggest lowkey canon anidala shipper, would genuinely react this way, but I thought it was a funny scenario to draw out.

Bonus: original concept sketch of the second panel:

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Luke Skywalker is proof that vulnerability and gentleness can be sexy as hell.

Art by Irvin Rodriguez. From The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth.

“And Aragorn gave it a new name and called it Andúril, Flame of the West.”

"how does master tapal feel about the new cut?"

"he hasn't seen it yet 🏃"

based loosely on this fic! which is so good and made me feel things

yeah