Chronophobia Is Literally So Silly Send Post

This is a composite of meteor images captured during the Perseid maximum in the morning of the 12th of August 2016. Image credit: Michael Nolle

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

That game with Mario and a door

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

Pro tip: drink wine so people will think you’re sophisticated instead of an alcoholic

no bc i think it's so funny that some of the most popular ships for the batboys are jayroy, birdflah, and timkon cause,,,,,,,i just imagine the justice league being like "hey bruce wtf??? why are our kids hanging out at your place all the time??" and bruce just not acknowledging it lmao

Hal: hey so i heard tim has a new boyfriend!! who is it, aqualad? kid devil? i win a hundred bucks if it's a green lantern kid, just saying

Bruce: no, it's actually uh. a civilian this time

Hal: a...a what

Bruce: i know. we're all doing our best to process it

Hal: wow. i didn't know he was...into civilians

Bruce: me neither...but i'm trying to be open-minded about it for tim's sake

Hal: not that there's anything wrong with dating civilians! i kissed a civilian once in college, so. i get it

Instead of coal, Santa gave the bad kids COVID and the next super wave of the pandemic started. He had to go on the news and reveal himself to apologize as the good kids also got crazy sick.

This makes me live a little longer