some of y'all have never worked in customer service and it shows
Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……
Me normally: I love people! They’re so wonderful and fascinating! I thrive off human interaction!
Me after an 8 hour shift in retail: The human race is a blight upon this earth and must be purged from existence.
2017 mood
no offence but there is literally nothing morally wrong with cheating on tests/at school… it’s up there with piracy on the list of Crimes Everyone Is Convinced Are Wrong And Harmful But If You Actually Think About Them For 12 Seconds It’s Fine And You Definitely Should Commit Them At Some Point
welcome to the age of female superheroes
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
— Khaled Hosseini // The Kite Runner
never talk to me about your boy problems because my solution will always be to gone girl his ass. your man textin other bitches? Frame him for your murder
incorrigible.
some idiot in germany, march 2018: ugh i hate this rainy weather omg i’d literally die for summer right now
the sun, establishing authority: Then Perish
“But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”
— Lemony Snicket // The Beatrice Letters
“I’m not doing awfully well but I’m trying very, very, very hard,”
— Anne Sexton, from a letter to Florence Ehrhardt, c. February 1974
me during summer: fuck this. fuck the heat. fuck bugs. fuck sweating. fuck everything. fuck it all. winter honestly couldnt come any sooner
me during winter: its been 84 years... i havent seen a blade of grass since i was a wee child.... my family is dying..... when will i escape from this snow hell.......
sometimes it’s really hard not to hate this country.
It’s my favourite old man’s 100th birthday, so I had to draw a little something~ ♥
Happy 100th Birthday, Steve!
Happy 100th birthday you star spangled man
Ten years and people still walking out of a marvel movie before the end credits
rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs
s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about
Reblog if you are not afraid to have our lord and savior, James Buchanan Barnes on your dashboard. Only 10% of people will reblog 😤😤😤
😂Now I know what to do if I’m ever in a situation like this😂
Loki, being strangled by Thanos: *Whispers* harder daddy.
Thanos, dropping him: Bitch what the f-
Mark Hamill Didn’t Tell Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford the Big Star Wars Secret [x]
Leo: How are you?
Donnie: Waiting for death but not seeking it out so I could be worse.
Me af
just because i’ve got adhd doesn’t mean i lose my shit every time a squirrel is around!! nah, that shit’s reserved for them street cats
Why when I was growing up did no one educate me about ADHD symptoms besides just “easily distracted” and leave me to suffer and think I was going crazy especially when compared to neurotypicals?
TMNT 2k3 Graphics Challenge ↳[1/6] Quotes
“HaHA Lolz I has ADHD XDXDXD!!!”
Yeah I know it’s so hilarious when:
I cry over the fact I can’t finish my homework
I have the crippling fear I’m annoying my friends
People deny the fact that it’s an actual mental disorder
I’m forced into study halls where I can’t focus
I procrastinate literally everything and the weight of it crushes me
People claim “It’s made up to sell drugs”
yeah lol adhd is so much fucking fun