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nyanyanihao

3 years ago

hEY IM BACK WITH A NEW HEADCANON LMAO (no im not dead nor inactive, just lazy ahah). first, how y’all been doing? don’t forget to take care of yourself! <3 oh btw im searching for an editor, because you may don’t know but english isn’t my first language (so most of my texts are filled with mistakes lol) soooo if you’re interested, please come and message me! <3

anyways back to the main subject,, this is a south park’s headcanon! this cartoon needs more appreciation like frfr :(

alright idrk what type of headcanon it is lol, let’s call it relationship headcanon (they’re highschooler btw) <3

im so sorry if it’s crap, doesn’t please you because of the writing or ooc, i tried my best and yes i just did the main quatuor maybe next time i’ll do the others (craig, tweak, token ect) :(

Stan:

at first dating him was so difficult, every single thing you did would remind him of wendy which was kinda painful.

like damn, vomit-boy can’t even get over his ex lol

after a few months you couldn’t take it anymore and decided to tell him, its either he stopped that bullshit or you would leave his ass

my man understood the assignement and promised you he’ll do better

you know it was a harsh dilemma but both of you were suffering

but seeing him making a lot of efforts is kinda comforting, you don’t feel like shit anymore

now back in the present both of you are happy

yes its not perfect and all, sometimes arguments happen and thats normal

it doesnt mean he doesn’t love you less than before

the truth is he’s scared.

yES you heard me, he’s scared of you leaving him like wendy did

he has and still has abandonment issues

and how did you find out?

one day after a huge fight, stan left your house to go over cartman’s one and by some miracles your boo ended up drunk.

kyle called you and asked you to come over so you can pick him up and drive him back to his house, on the way he started to cry and told you how scared he was

he didn’t want you to leave him, he told you how much he loves you and that without you he would be nothing

you know you weren’t suppose to hear that so the day after the confession you fake innocence and apologized.

then swear from now on you both won’t fight anymore and instead use communication when something isn’t right

he ran towards you and hug you

the hug was so strong that you swear you almost saw your soul leave your body lol

yes because when he hugs you, he puts all his strength in it

he loves hugs

and kisses

even though he’s shy.

AND NO OML HE DOESNT VOMIT ANYMORE (at least not on you nor in your mouth)

Kyle:

oml dating him isn’t for everyone

everyday is a challenge

not only for you but also for him

why would you ask me?? because of cartman.

everything is cartman’s fault.

is that clear??

that boy omg, he’s so annoying?? when he doesn’t get involved into some weird ass shit, he would get involved into YOUR relationship with kyle

“kyle why are you dating that girl? she’s gonna give you AIDS!!”

“shut up cartman”

“sEE i told you, you damn jewish!! she already gave you aids, oh my god”

man life was harsh with you

luckily kyle was there to defend you although you can do it by yourself

bUt let’s say seeing kyle do it was so much more attractive (no i won’t call it hot smh.)

there were also his parents, they are sweet with you but sometimes too much WAS TOO MUCH.

everytime you go to their house you end up with a bunch of stuffs, sometimes it was clothes, sometimes food and sometimes it was ike

yes

ike

you became his babysitter lmao

but you don’t really mind, it means his little brother appreciates you

and thats so sweet

plus you can protect him from kyle’s infamous kick

“kICK THE BABY”

“ooH loRD NO KYLE”

the first time you met him it was when both of you were in preschool.

you were sitting on that bench, waiting for your mom to pick you up and for some odd reason you saw a baby fly in the sky, screaming “doN’T KICK THE GODDAMN BABY” while cartman was yelling “damn that dildo flies high”

and for another odd reason that’s how you fell in love with him

Kenny

fiRST OF ALL, unlike some of these boys, kenny was loyal.

even though he doesn’t have a lot of money he still tries to buy you gifts such as jewelry, plushies and cakes.

kenny doesn’t talk much but when he does it was hard to understand because of his parka’s hood

but quickly you got used to it and now it became a habit.

both of you don’t really like to go outside for a date so y’all stay at the house of the other one watching tv, listening to music or just staying in bed while doing nothing

soMETIMES WHEN you were in the mood, you would ask him to bake and/or cook with you

it was your little secret but you know he doesn’t like to take food when people give it to him because it feels like they do it out of pity, thats why you ask him to do this activity with you

so you can say “aww i think it’s a bit too much.. you should take it home”

and since you’re his girlfriend, he cannot say no unless he doesn’t want to live anymore lol

because yes, if he doesn’t take it home with him you would throw a tantrum and pout for the rest of the day (he learns from his mistake lmao, homie is scared for his life)

when y’all don’t hang out at your house, it would be at his house even though he’s ashamed

not because he was poor (a bit) but because of his family’s situation

his parents weren’t the best

and let’s not talk about his big brother, the only one he could stand and really care about and love would be his little sister, karen

she was his sunshine, his everything

and you could understand why

she was sweet yet somehow clumsy but her kindness would took over it

the few times you were at his house, you tried your best to make her smile

you would take her out for shopping, buy her cakes and so on

you know kenny was less worried for her knowing she was safe with you, he was and will always be grateful towards you for that

unlike his ex-girlfriends, you would take your time to make the most precious person in his life smile

“y/n, babe, thank you for everything, really”

Cartman

this kid is foul, his mouth is foul, HE IS FOUL

you don’t even understand how both of you even started to date

like?? you’re so different from him

he was mean, toxic, narcissistic, egoistic, self centered, manipulator, devoid of emotions/feelings and the list could go on

but yet you still fell for him

that was dumb of you, y/n

im so disappointed rn

anyway, at first you didn’t pay much attention to him

you just heard a few rumors on him and his friends but never did you pay attention to him

except to THAT day

you were being scold by your teacher for being late and as expected he didn’t let you in

so here you are, standing in the corridor, waiting for the next class to begin

minutes later cartman was kick out of the classroom for saying hitler was such a good man (and he dared to add he was handsome)

you looked at him with disappointment then go back to what you were doing which was staring at the window, he saw your look and put a disguted look on his face

“dumb bitches are always late”

“hUH??????????????”

“what is your problem, woman”

“shut up you peasant”

and thats how your pleasant not so pleasant friendship with cartman began

after a few months, you (unfortunately) developped feelings for him

you weren’t sure how to tell him since his last relationship was kind of a mess and from what you heard, heidi became another person when she was with him and even after the breakup

but you took your courage and confessed aND WOW, the confession went so smoothly and surprise it’s reciprocated?????

but now that you are with him, you finally understood why heidi was so different from before

you can’t really say he was being a jerk with you

sometimes he was sweet, caring and loving

then the next minute he would degrade you, saying how useless and dumb you were (luckily for you he doesn’t know you have a degrading kink)

and if it wasn’t that, he would drag you with him into his weird ass shit, asking you to be his “partner in crimes”

Kamui:

oh boy, i hope you’re more responsible than him because mommy Abuto’s tired of constantly watching this turbulent child.

by the way mommy Abuto thanks you for being here.

but you know, being his partner is not that bad.

free hugs and cuddles, what else could you ask?

free food too. since kamui’s a big eater, that means you’re gonna have a lot of food and hell no don’t even think about washing the dishes.

because baby kamui will ask mommy Abuto to do it.

contrary to what one might think, kamui is not clingy.

well at least not that much.

like he can pass one hour without you, that’s all, no more no less.

well okay he’s clingy.

but hey, he loves you (not more than food and fights tho) so it’s normal for him to be clingy.

he understands that you need your own space (because he needs his own space too sometimes) so he will leave you alone when you ask him to.

BUT DON’T FORGET HE’S HANDSOME AF.

that’s means when you two go on a date (when he’s not in space) girls will look at him and talk about how good looking he is and how they all want to date him.

goddamnit i hope you’re not jealous.

if it’s the case, this ginger boy’s gonna tease you until you die of embarrassment.

"huh? you’re jealous? awww it’s cute! i didn’t know earthlings can be jealous!"

while saying that, he will poke your cheek.

and when you finally gave up, he will look at you with his damn signature smile and will carry you.

like a potatoes bag of course.

you really thought he was going to carry you like a princess?

ahah, fool.

this boy is dumb, i’m not even sure if he understands the sentence 'be a gentleman'.

but anyways, after carrying you, he’ll look at those girls and smile then he’ll say:

"this cute little thing is my girlfriend!" while showing your butt (don’t worry you still wear your yukata).

"KAMUI GO TO HELL!"

MASTERLIST

I only write for these fandoms.

GINTAMA:

Kamui ━

what if kamui’s your boyfriend?

KIMETSU NO YAIBA:

HAIKYUU!!:

ALL OUT!!:

FREE!!:

SERVAMP:

K-PROJECT:

ARCANA FAMIGLIA:

MY HERO ACADEMIA:

FAIRY TAIL:

GANGSTA:

BLACK BUTLER:

ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM:

HUNTER X HUNTER:

BUNGO STRAY DOGS:

ONE PUNCH MAN:

INAZUMA ELEVEN:

BLEYBLADE BURST:

MOB PSYCHO 100:

BLACK CLOVER:

TOUKEN RANBU:

TOWER OF GOD:

TOKYO MANJI REVENGERS:

BLUELOCK:

MO DAO ZU SHI:

ENSEMBLE STARS:

B-PROJECT KOUDOU AMBITIOUS:

DISNEY TWISTED WONDERLAND:

A3!:

DANGEROUSFELLOWS:

MR. LOVE QUEEN’S CHOICE:

OBEY ME:

SOUTH PARK:

Cartman ━

relationship/dating headcanon.

Kenny ━

relationship/dating headcanon.

Kyle ━

relationship/dating headcanon.

Stan ━

relationship/dating headcanon.

RICK AND MORTY:

SCISSOR SEVEN:

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nyanyanihao

5 years ago

RULES

some rules lmao <3

i only write hcs because i’m more comfortable with, so please be indulgent with me. maybe if i’m feeling confident enough, i’ll try to write imagines. but for now it’s only hcs.

i don’t do chara x chara.

when you ask for a headcanon, please be specific. and usually the gender is neutral, unless i specified it.

maybe in the future i might add more animes but for now it’ll stay like this.

i don’t take nsfw requests.

i don’t write yandere stuff (it makes me too uncomfortable) and same goes for depressing stuff. i don’t take requests like this, sorry.

i don’t do teacher x student or whatever, it’s a big no for me.

you can ask as much characters as you want! tbh i don’t really care.

i’m pretty slow when it comes to writing so publishing as well, sorry.

and being polite doesn’t hurt, so when you request a headcanon the minimum you can do it’s saying please and thank you. :)

that’s all! thank you for reading <3

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