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Witchy Wednesday!

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🙃 Regular reminder that while Hozier has amazing love songs, he is ALSO very outspoken about his leftist politics, specifically anti-fascism, anti-racism, reproductive rights, Palestinian rights and more.

Take Me To Church and Foreigner’s God are scathing critiques of organized religion, specifically the Catholic Church and the colonization of Ireland.

Moment’s Silence is about oral sex but it’s ALSO about how that specific sexual act is often distorted to a show of power rather than that of love.

Nina Cried Power is an homage to various (mostly Black) civil rights activists from the US and Ireland and a call to follow their path.

Be criticizes anti-migrant policies and Trump and his ilk.

Jackboot Jump is about the global wave of fascism and about protest and resistance.

Swan Upon Leda is about reproductive rights and the violent colonial oppression of Ireland and Palestine.

Eat Your Young is about the ruinous way the 1%/capitalism and arms dealers prioritize short-term profit over everything else to the detriment of the youth/99%

Butchered Tongue is about Irish and other indigenous languages being suppressed and erased by imperial powers.

If any of the above surprised you, please, please delve deeper into Hozier’s music, you’re missing such an important part of his work.

⚔️: Now isn't the tim- 🪕: AAAAAH SHUT UP SHUT UP

watching lord of the rings w my friends and

“granddaddy gandalf”

“no, he’s grandalf”

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“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”

“i want to elden my ring”

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“it’s bilbo baggins!”

“no, it’s dildo baggins.”

“nah, it’s didlo haggins”

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“i want gandalf to open my door”

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“it’s jesus!”

“it’s cate blanchett”

“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”

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“pretty lady with a sword!”

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“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders

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“i am no man” - the movie

“marry me!!”

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((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))

“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”

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((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))

“It’s Sting!”

“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”

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“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”

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“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”

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“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”

“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”

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“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”

“… anyways now kiss”

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“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”

“orlando blooom”

“i want him to look at me like that”

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((frodo just woke up))

“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”

“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”

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((gandalf places crown on aragorn))

“ GRYFFINDOR”

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“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”

“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”

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“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”

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((elf says something in elvish))

“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”

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“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”

“straight people are still valid”

“no”

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“NIPPLE DOORS”

All the torso animated studies.

now they’ve got the beginning stages of rendering and by god i’m losing my mind

i’ve seen so many sketches and drawings of fantasy deer people, but I feel like they’re always based on deer commonly found either in Europe or in the Northern United States, so here’s my OC Adimius but with features characteristic of Kenyan Gazelles, because I need more african-based fantasy art in my life

Meet Fenrys, he’s my new favorite oc to draw

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

been awhile since i posted art here so here’s a lil work in progress from a couple months back

update: he’s got lineart and flat colors now