Reblog If You’ve Read Fanfictions That Are More Professional, Better Written Than Some Actual Novels.

got a major pest problem this year actually

first 3 episodes of arcane season two released and so far we got

- viktor became jesus

- the thirsty lesbians got both fed and brutally murdered

- and jinx has a new little monster that i will THROW FUCKING HANDS FOR

His name is Cáel :D

You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.

A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments

A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane

An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry

A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town

Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up

Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place

Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit

Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.

Anyway, think about it.

Cherokee Miku from my home state of North Carolina!

took me just a little under a year but it’s finally done!!!

Trump is going to lift those tariffs btw. Like we're gonna feel it and it'll suck, and then he will lift them, and things will improve, and people won't realize that things were still better before he put them in place at all, and he will claim credit for making everything better even though things are still worse than when he started. Because of him. Because he made them worse.

So you gotta pinky promise me you're not gonna let yourself or anyone you know fall for that shit.

omg, not trAnsgEndEr oPerAtiOns oN iLleGaL aLieNs iN pRiSoNs

if my cat was a human…

THEY TRIED TO RIG THE GAME, BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE INFLUENCE

inspired by this post by @lilhawkeye3