No Offense To Sharks But They Look So Fucking Stupid. And I'm Not Talking Ugly, I Mean They Look Like

southern accents are very curly. the drawl does it, I think. lower pitched voices are thicker, and the more Midwest accents have a rough texture feeling. the coast tends to sound cooler than the warm, land-bound lilt.

Mondstat: the number one best nation in Teyvat for human rights and general quality of living

Liyue: the second best nation in Teyvat for human rights and quality of living because if it was any lower they’d have to deal with Mondstats archon pressuring the people of Liyue into starting a rebellion against his own husband

Ghost Cloak Compilation :)

happy Ides of March, everyone! take this, you'll need it

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

fnaf but the restaurant is a courthouse and the animatronics are mechanical lawyers possessed by the spirits of clients that were wrongfully convicted guilty

I think a big reason why kids have trouble learning to be polite is that no one is ever polite to them