How The Hell Do People Work Full Time AND Work Out. And Also Eat. I Feel Like A Dvd Player

i know i can't argue with reality here but it's devastatingly unromantic that blood transfusions only work if you have compatible blood types

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them

charlie slimecicle

charlie slimecicle

wondering if I should post my oneshots here. they're already on my ao3 account, which matches my Tumblr, but I don't know if I want that on my main page. contemplation

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

okay but. phil’s skin from this mcc is so :flushed: him with this color palette... his clothes and the long braided white hair....... i’m not the same person as i was before i saw this

happy death day to that salad dressing guy. it was a lot harder to make people so angry that you got cancelled before twitter was around, but congrats, you done it.

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