Someone Should Really Make A Cards Against Humanity Deck With Overly Sarcastic Productions Quotes. Here's

Someone should really make a Cards Against Humanity deck with Overly Sarcastic Productions quotes. Here's a few for a start:

Household chores? The man has no skin!

Loki finds a half-burned heart, eats it, and becomes pregnant

Re-string him like the world's horniest ukulele

I'm afraid her majesty's been cancelled

His Highness, the king, does not have a poison addiction, he can stop anytime he wants

MyStErIoUs CoLoRs, UnLiKe AnY sEeN oN EaRtH

I said thanks, asshole!

~It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein~

He must have a respectable career doing JOB at PLACE

And in the process inadvertently activates his laser-eyes

History can be weird about people's bones

AN ENORMOUS FUCK YOU DRAGON

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