Household chores? The man has no skin!
Loki finds a half-burned heart, eats it, and becomes pregnant
Re-string him like the world's horniest ukulele
I'm afraid her majesty's been cancelled
His Highness, the king, does not have a poison addiction, he can stop anytime he wants
MyStErIoUs CoLoRs, UnLiKe AnY sEeN oN EaRtH
I said thanks, asshole!
~It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein~
He must have a respectable career doing JOB at PLACE
And in the process inadvertently activates his laser-eyes
History can be weird about people's bones
AN ENORMOUS FUCK YOU DRAGON
you know who would get along well?
Number Five and Raphael Santiago.
change my mind.
This is the hill I have decided to die on
Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution
good bones by maggie smith saturday . give it up for good bones by maggie smith saturday
jess mariano and rory gilmore are literally the SAME people at their core, just in opposite fonts. they MIRROR each other and are each other's TWIN FLAMES. that's exactly why they understand each other better than everyone else (asp herself said so). both are raised by teen moms and have deadbeat dads. yet, one is nurtured with love and care with a mom like lorelai. and the other is abandoned & ignored by a flaky mom like liz. both develop an immense love for reading regardless of whether it became kind of a coping mechanism. both exceed normal expectations of intelligence required for their age. hence, one goes above and beyond, strives for perfection with it, and craves validation while the other could not care less what people think and says "fuck it. rules don't matter anymore for me. i know stuff". one becomes stars hollow's princess, held onto a pedestal by everyone around her. the other becomes stars hollow's pariah, hated by every person he meets. both are under intense scrutiny by people where one is held to exceptionally high standards and the other is seen as "good for nothing". both of them break out of those respective moulds as soon as they become young adults. and both play a pivotal role in helping each other break out of those moulds and still be true to their inner selfs. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE TEN-PAGE ESSAY ON THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM....I REALLY COULD!
oh i seeee
i hate diwali <3
“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy
What do you think happens in convent schools? It's not just lesbian sex and horrid teachers, guys. We also learn how to be bitches here
"it doesn't matter. I have books, new books, and I can bear anything as long as there are books."
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