Jane Austen Would've Loved Ao3

Daughter of the Deep

Nelinha: You don't want Ana to die

Nelinha: And I don't want Ana to die

Nelinha: so now we gotta make sure that Ana doesn't want Ana to die

Gemini: Fantastic plan but have you met Ana?

my blog is me it's a compilation of every single thing i love. every dream, every bête noir, every shitpost or meme that entertains my broken sense of humor, everything

oh fuckkkkk from medusa telling annabeth “i was you” last episode to annabeth facing life-endangering consequences for percy’s actions (which i completely support btw) just like medusa faced athena’s ire for poseidon’s actions but nothing goes the same way because percy takes accountability immediatly (“i was the one who sent her head to olympus”) and also saves annabeth by sacrificing his ownself and all of this happens in athena’s fucking TEMPLE.

I AM GOETH INSANETH

You must be fooling yourself if you don’t think your morally-grey love interest doesn’t lay on the chest of the individual they love. You’re going to tell me that it’s always Poppy laying on Casteel’s chest? That Rhys doesn’t seek that sort of comfort with Feyre? Cardan not crawling over Jude to get her attention and just lying there soaking up the fact that she’s his wife? I don’t believe it for a minute.

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

and then turning around and saying "ay bahar AISE jaa rahi ho? kuch acchhe se pehen"

Desi culture is "hello? Fashion show jaa rahi ho?"

So answer is yes we do want an Indian Cinderella next

Let's play indian insta bio bingo

Cake murder / encounter

A weird font you can't understand

Censoring words which don't need to be censored to the point you don't understand what tf it says

Anything along the lines of 'branded kamina '

Obnoxious use of emojis which make no sense

Written in a language the person themselves don't speak

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything