Latest Posts by o-shit-i-probably-fucked-it-up - Page 2

Coffee is fucking disgusting and the only reason you drink it is because you want to tell people you drink it or you just like pain.

(I like pain)

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

I feel so honoured 😭

@mother-spore-missa, @frozejiasstuff , @out-peek, @cxs3yy, @thefungusmungus, and wizard I wouldve tagged you but you already tagged me but wtvr love ya girl @wizardex-yt

feeling random so um

TAG ONE PERSON WHO YOU THINK DESERVES THE WORLD AND WHO YOU LOVE VERY MUCH

(can be platonic or romantic love, feel free to specify)

and to the person being tagged...

YOU ARE SO LOVED, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD, AND HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY

obvi my tag is my bf <3 @choucon

JOIN THE TRAIN PEOPLE

I'M ON PINTEREST

Music and Machetes is a fire 10/10 show I would absolutely watch

This sounds like something @wizardex-yt would make lol

Shes probably running to Jay

saw nya on my way to school today

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

AW YEAH 🗣️💧‼️

No because I someone wrote this on a bathroom stall at my school on one of my suicide days when I was absolutely at my worst and holy shit...

Yes bitches love yourself. 😊

I once asked someone how they knew I was bi and they said everything

if you dont reblog this youre straight

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

I either get roasted or free therapy

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

LMFAOOO I'd rather die... Oh wait.

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

High Heffner actually published a short story in Playboy about a world where heterosexuality was condemned instead homosexuality, it's actually really interesting because it was met with outrage which is ironic to say the least

(ik we're talking about genders but I thought this was an interesting example)

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Life Fuck Is Your Short Friends

Great advice will do 👍

When you said floating orange man I immediately thought of Trump in Ninjago

you guys are mandela-effecting yourselves with these pirate dreams, weren't there pirates in ninjago city just a bit after the devourer attacked? they stole the ninjas ship and everything didn't they? im sure the ninja wouldve told us if something that insane happened

oohhhh yeah didn't garmadon bring back those pirates from the dead or smth?? maybe we ARE mandela effecting ourselves... That would explain the snake guy with the pirates too...

but what about the floating orange man??

No because I someone wrote this on a bathroom stall at my school on one of my suicide days when I was absolutely at my worst and holy shit...

Yes bitches love yourself. 😊

Real.

toda vez que eu crio planos eu sinto que o universo da risada da minha cara

Ikr 😭 check out acerphillia they do some really cool stuff.

Omg look at this seabound fanart

@acerphilia

HOKY SHIT

THIS IS ART THAT NEEDS TO BE IN A MUSEUM REPLACE THE MONA LISA WITH THIS

THE COLOURS?? THE SHADING?? THE LITTLE FISHIES!!

Nya and Jay actually live happily ever after and grow old together I know bc I’m omnipotent

No because I someone wrote this on a bathroom stall at my school on one of my suicide days when I was absolutely at my worst and holy shit...

Yes bitches love yourself. 😊

That had such a dead gay wizard tone tho,

You could hear the mystical zest

Here to ask about dead gay wizards from the 70s (as someone who also likes dead gay wizards from the 70s).

(minor btw)

dead gay wizards…love dead gay wizards…

It's rare, they're pretty private, but hey it's a nice sighting!

Just saw jay and nya together. They seemed... Close.

NINJA SIGHTING ‼️

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES THE COUPLE EVER

Real ones know that

Shoe > Sock > Shoe > Sock

Is the obvious correct answer.

My eight year old brother.

Hmmm idk guys maybe I like it?

@out-peek, @wizardex-yt, @frozejiasstuff , @mother-spore-missa, @cxs3yy, @thefungusmungus + anyone else

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

Although anyone who wasn’t tagged here can of course join in, it’s open to anyone :3

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

The bunny looks like it IS hell.

WHYYYYYYYY

did they use that picture

they could’ve used literally any other picture

that bunny looks like it’s seen hell

I Was Still Fucking Talking

I started the conversation.

Me.

I fucking spoke.

And while I was mid-sentence—

you left.

No goodbye.

No “let’s move this elsewhere.”

Just gone.

Like my voice didn’t matter.

Like I was fucking background noise.

You made a new chat.

Without me.

Didn’t say a word.

Just left me

talking into a fucking graveyard.

I wasn’t annoying.

I wasn’t wrong.

I was still fucking talking

when you decided I didn’t matter.

And now I’m alone,

trying not to scream,

trying not to shatter,

trying not to believe

you saw me

and chose to look away.

I am not quiet.

I am not okay.

I am not

invisible.

Even if you treat me like I fucking am