Gravity Falls Isn't Big Enough For TWO Authors!

au where instead of wanting to murder his own replacement, jason just decides to. replace somebody else. and that's now dick ends up in an increasingly ridiculous back and forth fight between himself and some random fucker who keeps showing up in a nightwing costume pretending to be him

dick's never been more pissed off in his life. theres literally nothing he did to deserve this, and now he has to fight for the vigilante persona HE created? it only gets worse because the more frustrated dick gets about the whole situation, the funnier this fake nightwing seems to find it.

it gets personal when damian starts calling the fake nightwing his big brother too. of course, jason was there first, but dick doesn't know that. and it's driving him fucking insane

he thinks that he's got the guy when he stands on top of a building in the middle of a massive fight, tries to do a quadrupal somersault, and promptly eats shit in front of everybody, but instead of realising he's a faker now the rest of the underworld thinks that nightwing's losing his touch.

he cries in alfred's arms at the injustice of it all.

my OTPs + MARVEL

incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

i was wondering if zeus has a good godussy and then i remembered the plot of percy jackson

Big fan of both Strong Varian and Air Jailed Hugo

I'm dying on exam preparation ahah. little au with partners in crime

a small addition

Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...

Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???

Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???

kinda fucked up that tommy dropped this line randomly in Minecraft roleplay. I'm a fake ctommy fan I'd never heard the actual audio before today snd why is it the worst thing that's ever happened to me

audio for other fake fans who've never heard it:

Necrophilia? i mean i guess 😒