Do Any Of U Have Decent Recipes That Are Like 5 Ingredients (not Including Spices) And Take 45 Mins Or

can’t work a lighter cringefail

Okay, because I’ve seen a couple floating around, and I just made it for my partner who’s reading them for the first time + I know a good few of you follow me for tlt stuff: Here is The Recommended Reading Order for The Locked Tomb

1. Gideon the Ninth

2. The glossary and “a little explanation of the naming system” from the end of the GtN

3. “A sermon on cavaliers and necromancers” and “cohort intelligence files” also from the GtN paperback

4. The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex, which you can read for free here:

https://reactormag.com/the-mysterious-study-of-dr-sex-tamsyn-muir//

5. Harrow the Ninth

6. The HtN glossary and the “Blood of Eden Memorandum For Record” which is included in the Harrow paperback

7. (Here’s where you face a choice, because after Harrow, you can either

A) go back and reread Gideon the Ninth, which I highly recommend, or

B) read “As Yet Unsent” from the Harrow paperback if you just want to keep going.) if you do A, just do B afterwards

8. Nona the Ninth

9. “The Unwanted Guest” from the Nona paperback

(Note: This assumes the reader has the current US paperback copies, but if you are listening to the audiobooks [which I highly recommend]/have a different edition, [I know, for example, that libraries prefer to generally have hardcovers when they’re available] this is a series where I think owning/reading multiple formats is worth it, but you can probably find most of the supplemental materials online, and if worst comes to, most of the bonus material is short enough that you could probably read it while in the bookstore pretending to think about buying the book. And, if you just want to read the novels/don’t care that much and just want to see where this goes, you can always just read the mainline books and come back later, but that’s not really the point of a full reading order.)

Kudos to Arcane and the locked tomb series for both showing that sometimes after a queer break up one person becomes gay Jesus. It just happens sometimes

Literally me when somebody interrupts my reading session for no good reason ♡ Book club paintings vol. 3 ♡ 'In Gedanken' (1905) by Félix Armand Heullant

“If Aang hadn’t run away Katara would be the avatar” “If Aang hadn’t been frozen in ice Yue would’ve been the avatar” wrong. Aang dies with the rest of the air nomads and the Fire Nation does everything to invade the northern and southern water tribes but has no luck until some 16 years later when Fire Lord Azulon gets jumped by some random swamp girl covered in mud and vines and she proceeds to absolutely whallop him. She is never heard from again by any government entity but the people of the earth kingdom tell stories about the wandering hag who will yell at spirits while eating bugs for years to come. She is then reincarnated as The Boulder

This is actually incredible!!! 10/10 recommend!!

I am UNBELIEVABLY excited to share this with you all!!! Hozier x TLT x Reinaeiry !?!?! And I got to make art for it!?!?!?!!?

I put so much tlt love into the artwork and Eiry's cover is absolutely stunning!! Truly a dream project.

Here's the spotify link also!

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

I just saw that Jayden has Work Song by Hozier on his playlist for Charles, along with Fair my Amazing Devil and There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by the Smiths, and I just know that man is currently begging every Netflix executive and Dead Boy Detectives writer to let him kiss George on the mouth in the next season and I love him so much

I know we all make jokes and memes about it, like ‘lol, Trump said we are the gender we were at conception, we’re all female now. 🤪’

but like

that doesn’t…scare you?

This is your administration. This is the knowledge that your government has….and they get high-school biology wrong. This law had to have been cross-read by several people before it was passed.

This is your government.

A bunch of rich fascists who don’t know basic science.