Bimbo!reader this, bimbo!reader that, how about reader that's just a dumbass. Confidently looks left when someone tells you to look right. Absolutely mispronounced colonel because you'd only ever read it. Ate 4 bananas in one sitting and doesn't know why your tummy hurts. Answers any trivia question anyone gives you with perfect accuracy but though "Citizen Kane" was the guy's first and last name. It is anyone's guess what you know at any given moment, it is both endearing and absolutely terrifying. Can give the atomic weight of hydrogen off the top of your head but you've never heard of the hindenberg. Fucking astonishing
Okay, because I’ve seen a couple floating around, and I just made it for my partner who’s reading them for the first time + I know a good few of you follow me for tlt stuff: Here is The Recommended Reading Order for The Locked Tomb
1. Gideon the Ninth
2. The glossary and “a little explanation of the naming system” from the end of the GtN
3. “A sermon on cavaliers and necromancers” and “cohort intelligence files” also from the GtN paperback
4. The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex, which you can read for free here:
https://reactormag.com/the-mysterious-study-of-dr-sex-tamsyn-muir//
5. Harrow the Ninth
6. The HtN glossary and the “Blood of Eden Memorandum For Record” which is included in the Harrow paperback
7. (Here’s where you face a choice, because after Harrow, you can either
A) go back and reread Gideon the Ninth, which I highly recommend, or
B) read “As Yet Unsent” from the Harrow paperback if you just want to keep going.) if you do A, just do B afterwards
8. Nona the Ninth
9. “The Unwanted Guest” from the Nona paperback
(Note: This assumes the reader has the current US paperback copies, but if you are listening to the audiobooks [which I highly recommend]/have a different edition, [I know, for example, that libraries prefer to generally have hardcovers when they’re available] this is a series where I think owning/reading multiple formats is worth it, but you can probably find most of the supplemental materials online, and if worst comes to, most of the bonus material is short enough that you could probably read it while in the bookstore pretending to think about buying the book. And, if you just want to read the novels/don’t care that much and just want to see where this goes, you can always just read the mainline books and come back later, but that’s not really the point of a full reading order.)
New old term for depression dropped
The Scooby gang are friends. The Scooby gang are BEST FRIENDS. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. THEY TRAVEL AROUND SOLVING MYSTERIES FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PASSION FOR IT AND BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY GET TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER WITH EACH OTHER. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.
They don’t hate each other. Maybe they get annoyed and cause they’re together all the time it might get a bit much sometimes but at the end of the day, they really deeply care about each other. They live out of a van most of the time and are on the road constantly out of CHOICE. TOGETHER. for crying out loud.
They are four teenagers and a Great Dane. They’re a family.
Misty oaks. Crane Creek Regional Park by alice cummings
on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.
RIP the Gaang, the Gaang’s children, the Krew, and like all Avatar past lives they would have HATED how the 2024 presidential election turned out.
solidarity with osha. i love a good railing
MUTILATE UNTIL IT’S YOURS
“Tell me about yourself” ok do u wanna know my past trauma or my fave color?
For the ones unaware, an on-duty female doctor was brutally raped and murdered on the night of August 9th in India. There have been waves of mass protests all over the country regarding this issue.
The doctor, a junior resident working a 36 hours shift was resting in the hospital's seminar hall when she was subjected to this gruesome torment. Her body was found in an incomprehensible state half-naked in the same seminar hall the next morning.
I urge you to stand by truth. This is something no woman should face, after multiple years of studying and training, we do not enter this field to be subjected to inhumane treatment.
I was born to live.
I was born to dream.
I was born to achieve.
Any other human deserves the same chance at life that you and I do.
Don't let your silence become an enabling factor for inhumanity.