GOOD THING MY DADDY MADE ME GET A BOATING LICENSE WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN
AND IVE CLEANED ENOUGHHOUSES TO KNOW HOW TO COVER UP A SCENE
GOOD THING ESTE’S SISTERS GONNA SWEAR SHE WAS WITH ME
(she was with me dude)
GOOD THING HIS MISTRESS TOOK OUT A BIG
LIFE INSURANCE POLICYYYYYYY
they think she did it but they just cant prove it they think she did it but they just cant prove it... she thinks i did it but she just cant prove it nooooo
no,no body no crime, i wasnt letting up until the day
noo, no body no crime!!
died.
Waking up in the morning and scrolling through tumblr like
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Tony: I don’t know what the fuck is going on!
Steve: The situation is tense but there’s no need for that kind of language.
Stephen: Yeah, Tony, what the fuck.
“Patrick; narcissistic, schizoid, suicidal alcoholic.” - Patrick Melrose (2018)
Tony Stark: Well that’s odd.
Dr Strange: How strange.
Tony Stark: I got a Father’s Day card.
Dr Strange: Me too.
*Stephen and Tony hold up matching cards*
Tony Stark: Last time I checked, we hadn’t got any children.
Peter Parker: *Bouncing in* Do you like them?!
Dr Strange: Check again.
Zendaya: I have two moods…
“The story being told in ‘Star Wars’ is a classic one. Every few hundred years, the story is retold because we have a tendency to do the same things over and over again. Power corrupts, and when you’re in charge, you start doing things that you think are right, but they’re actually not.“
George Lucas, Star Wars.