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Anakin: [text] obiwan Anakin: OBIWAN [13:05 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] [13:07 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] Anakin: pick up ur phone omg pick UP [13:10 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] Anakin: OBIWAN PLS Obi-Wan: Good grief Anakin I’m in a council meeting!! Anakin: i need u to come back to our quarters  Obi-Wan: I thought you were leaving an hour ago, why are you still on Coruscant? Anakin: i was supposed to go but i can’t leave u have to come back  Obi-Wan: Anakin I swear if you locked yourself in the bathroom again I’m going to take the door off entirely. Anakin: NO it’s not that i need help 😭 Obi-Wan: Well have Ahsoka help you, I’m at work Anakin: no i don’t want to ask her for this  Obi-Wan: Anakin if this is some kind of ploy to get me over there… Obi-Wan: It’s not professional. We’ve discussed this.   Anakin: omg its not like that  Anakin: there is this gigantic bug by my lightsaber its horrible 🕷 get rid of it Obi-Wan: Are you serious? I have seen you EAT actual insects before. Anakin: i know but this is HUGE and its purple and i think its making sounds and i cant leave without my lightsaber PLEASE Obi-Wan: FFS, hang on, I’ll be home in 5 minutes. 

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Hayden Christensen and Ewan Mcgregor realizing their trilogy isn’t the worst star wars trilogy anymore

Craft beer labels, about a girl and her journey to avenge her unicorn.

Tony Stark: Earth’s best defender

Morgan: IT’S SAYING SOMETHING. HE’S HERE.

Harley, non believer: he’s not

Peter: … It’s him.

Halrey: it’s really not

Peter: …let him speak

Harley: he CAN’T-

Ouija board: w-h-e-r-e-s-m-y-f-u-c-k-i-n-g-t-u-n-a-s-a-n-d-w-i-c-h

Morgan: what

Peter: what

Harley:

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*2 hours later*

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Morgan: any luck

Peter, prodding Harley under the bed with a broom: nope, won’t come out

peter: mr stark, mr dr strange wont come out of his room

tony: just tell him i said something

peter: like what?

tony: anything factually incorrect

strange, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

Me, sliding Kevin Feige a 5 dollar bill: tell me what happened in Budapest

“The man who started it all”

“The Godfather of mcu”

thank you robert for being tony stark in these eleven years, love you three thousand times ✨

You know, your dad liked cheeseburgers - Avengers: Endgame (2019)

This makes me very happy.

YESSSSS

Barry Allen is like the slightly taller child brother of John Mulaney

A Star Is Born (2018)

Everyone: You know, our spider sense—

Spider Ham: You mean street smarts?

i'm definitely new in town

T’s not mine! Credit belongs to @Icvemood on Instagram :)

The opening scene to Thor: Ragnarok is even funnier when you really think about it.

So he’s talking to the audience at first, starting it off on a humourous note. It then pans down to reveal that he is actually talking to a skeleton.

Who else famously talked to a skeleton/skull?

Hamlet.

Remember in Avengers when Tony mocked him for his outfit and speech by comparing him to Shakespeare in the park?

And on a side note, later in that same movie he mocked his hair by calling him Point Break (a joke which was reprised in Ragnarok as well)?

This has led me to one conclusion:

Iron man drops devastating truth bombs on Thor and the poor guy CANNOT for the life of him escape them.

You must admit, you brought this on yourself.

Funny Games (2007) dir. Michael Haneke