I Feel Like Barty Would Ask Evan The Most RANDOM Questions At Like 3 AM.

Hey, so this is the American government rn:

Sirius breaking into James' apartment with the whole gang on the morning of his birthday to surprise him.

Sirius making sure everyone is hidden and quiet when footsteps start to approach from the hallway.

Everyone jumping up and shouting surprise at Regulus of all people, clad in nothing but sweatpants that are a little too long to be his own, with aged and new hickeys all over his neck, chest and stomach that undoubtedly also lead under the tightened waistband.

Regulus screaming in fright and retreating back down the corridor to use James as a wall against the onslaught of questions.

Sirius going mad.

This is how I feel rereading this fic rn

hi so uhm I just finished pathological people pleaser and I friendly ask to not fucking talk to me

TOO REAL

New year, new me, but the same obsession with the Marauders and my inability to move on from their story. Some things never change.

at least one time, sirius made a “no i’m sirius” joke and regulus stabbed him.

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive

WHAT DO I READ

what do you mean it's possible that we're getting the book-accurate everlark kiss, mockingjay dress, and golden alliance soon? need this to be confirmed IMMEDIATELY.