Latest Posts by obsessive-procrastinator - Page 2

Like what the fuck that person totally fucking missed the point also they basically implied that they've written hate comments before.

so got my first hate comment on a solangelo fic, honestly I don’t rlly care (other than the fact they totally misunderstood the point I was making about Will sometimes giving up control), I just think this person needs to get a fucking grip. Like I’m sorry if my build up was interfering with your jerk off material, but there are better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.

I’ve been posting on ao3 for years, but if I was a newer writer this is exactly the kind of thing that would have shattered my confidence and made me want to stop writing. Like why are you foaming at the mouth cos you didn’t like a smut fic I wrote for free and posted for you to read, for free??

My point is, if you don’t like something, you can literally just stop engaging with it and don’t need to go on an unhinged rant about it.

Valgrace

Fucking feral for this

Something is off with Leo, and Jason does not like when things about Leo are off

He doesn't like it when the Way Station decides it wants to use fabric softener this month when it does the laundry and all of Leo’s clothes feel wrong. He doesn't like it when Leo tries a new hair care product without warning and it makes him smell different. And he doesn't like it when Will subconsciously heals him when they go party and all of the little bruises and marks Jason has carefully decorated his Leo with suddenly disappear

It is too close to implanted memories for one, having to pick through his own head and the world around them and make sure nothing has gone uncanny valley. His Leo there but a little to the left. Is he dreaming, is he being toyed with as some pawn in a plot, or did Leo borrow Lit’s deodorant again?

He also doesn't like the implication he doesn't know all of Leo at any given point. It's a very possessive line of thought, but not one he can really help. Jason knows his Leo in a way he has only ever known a handful of people. It is hard for him to be so vulnerable so open with someone, an armor he had grown from his time in the Legion. He knew Reyna like that, maybe Dakota but he never fully trusted parts of that memory, and it's not like he can confirm them with his old friend now. He knows Nico like that, and Piper, the rest of the Seven too; but he knows no one like he knows Leo Valdez.

Leo knows everything about Jason, so Jason knows everything about him. He knows that Leo only started sleeping without a shirt a year into living at the Way Station because he finally felt safe enough to put down roots. He knows that Leo has always wanted siblings and couldn't be happier now that he has them coming out of his ears. He knows he misses the shitty diner sweet tea from back south and the closest he can get here in the midwest is Popeyes. He knows Leo will always order a iced chai over a coffee at cafes, that he gets his pants a size too big because he likes them baggy, he will only eat raw vegetables out of Cally’s garden the rest has to be cooked, and if Jason nibbles at the skin under Leo’s industrial pricings just right he can get the best little breathy sound out of him

So when suddenly Leo is hiding his sketches and smells different whenever he leaves the WorkShop Jason can tell something is off

jason grace being a cuddler because of his time with the wolves, where they would bury him at the bottom of cuddle puddles in the pack to make sure he didn't get frostbite. leo valdez being a cuddler because he's horribly touchstarved and has been since like 8-9. theres no little spoon/big spoon they face each other while cuddling and are wrapped in a million blankets. jason is overheating but also leo hasn't been this happy since he was in the second grade so neither cares.

I love how even in fanart Leo is almost never shown in the CHB shirts while everyone else is wearing their camp shirts

Like even in the fandom he doesnt belong with everyone else. He's the odd one out.

And the flip version is how Jason is almost always in his Camp Jupiter shirt in fanart when he wants to be apart of both camps

Even in the fandom he will live and die a Roman. He cant escape.

And thats why they should kiss

I like the idea that Nico is the only demigod (aside from his own children) Dionysus bothers calling by the right name.

“Nico, your boyfriend—Wallace, right?—was looking for you.”

“Nico and Wilhelm are the most tolerable of all of the couples at this gods forsaken camp.”

“Nico, Peter, and Judas, you can’t sit together for meals.”

Ahhh I love this so much

☼ sun boy and his star ✭

Draw Penelope loving Odysseus as a worm

please

when whumpee is so injured & bandaged & covered in wires or tubes that the only place caretaker can touch / kiss is their face, rb if you agree

The billionth reason as to why I'd be a great demigod

I have a headcanon that young demigods are feral by default as a survival instinct and mellow out with age.

Dionysus did not mellow out with age.

Thanks I was going to do that anyway

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

Same. I would've been gone the moment bianca died

I'm sorry but if I was Nico I wouldn't have made it that far. Like rereading the books the way he was treated and looked at. And he knew what people thought of him.

I would've killed myself. Genuinely don't understand how he did it

My poor baby :(

The fact Jason grabs onto people when he’s scared will always get me. My poor sweet boy someone give him a hug.

My will solace headcanons!

• He starts glowing when he's really really excited !

• The glowing is actually pretty bright

• No like it gets really bright sometimes

• it hurts everyone's eyes

• like a lot

• it's blinding actually

• Okay.. can someone get him to stop

• Like right now. The young campers are crying

• Someone please stop him

it’s so fucking funny to me that the di angelos were canonically raised catholic. maria di angelo fucked a pagan god at least twice and then was like alright kids let’s go to church

Leo: Okay gang, let’s take stock of what we’re bringing as a team to this quest.

Nico, raising his hand: Sarcasm and raw power.

Leo, tipping an invisible cap: Wit and technical know how.

Jason, saluting: Eye candy and admin.

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

Live laugh love em dash

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

And then I'm like "oh no what could have possibly happened to my skin?????"

bad day? long day? overwhelmed? confused? tired? bored? sad? everything feels weird and bad and you don’t know why? pick at your skin for at least an hour. you surely will not regret picking at your skin for at least an hour. because there are no consequences or open wounds. picking at your skin for at least an hour: try it today. no refunds.

I NEED A SOLANGELO OFFICE AU FIC WHERE NICO IS THE CEO AND COLD AND EVERYONE HATES HIM AND WILL IS HIS ASSISTANT WHO THINKS HE'S HIT BUT STILL THINKS HE'S MEAN AND STRAIGHT BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GRADUALLY GROW CLOSER AND NICO STARTS WARMING UP TO HIM AND IT'S MUTUAL PINING AND UGH SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I BEG

“Will has no personality” to you. Me? I understand him.

me when my favourite valgrace creators interact with me

(this is the best thing that's ever happened to me)

Like why are my muscles trying to leave my body

I HATE THE FLESH! I HATE THE FLESH! :(

Mythology my beloved

it's so funny to me that people assume I don't know actual mythology just because I'm a pjo and epic fan. guess what bucko I'm autistic so i do in fact know everything about this subject. this is a threat I will info dump if you tell me I don't know shit

“There’ll be peace when you are done” my fucking ass. There’s no peace and I’m not even sure it’s done.

Me at the doctors office

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror