Today, I Have Learned Something New About Pizza Against My Will.
Today, I have learned something new about pizza against my will.
If honey is used as a topping, and the pie is not allowed to rest or cool before immediately transferring to the box and subjecting it to the bustles inherent to such transportation…
It will utterly fail to constitute itself into a proper pie- rather, the cheese oils and honey will congeal into a slick, runny, and yet incredibly sticky substance which will nigh instantaneously begin to soak its way through, at first the grease paper, and then immediately thereafter the cardboard proper of the box, leaving a puddle of this texturally nightmarish oil on whatever surface you had deigned to rest it upon. For instance, one’s desk.
Needless to say, I am acutely displeased by this incidental discovery.
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It's a little crazy to watch the dungeon meshi fandom explode. As I say this, at the start of april 2024, there are 694 dungeon meshi fics on ao3 which looks like a modest number especially if you consider that the earliest fic in the tag is from 2017. But that's not taking into account that 544 of those 694 were posted 2024 and a whopping 299 were in march 2024 alone. And considering that the average lifetime of a fic from initial idea to writing and editing to publication is months we are actually at a very early point on the exponential curve, the real explosion is yet to come.
To illustrate my point, if you look a little more closely at the fics you'll realize the vast majority of them are oneshots, not multichaptered fics. Like. Much more compared to more established fandoms.
(If you want hard numbers for proof: the number of fics updated, not posted, in march 2024 was 326. That means that of all the fics updated in march ONLY 27 were fics posted earlier than march. And of the 299 posted, only 64 weren't oneshots. For all fics updated in march 72.1% were oneshots, 27.9% not. Compare that to a randomly chosen other fandom I'm in, Deltarune, where only 35.5% of the fics updated in march 2024 were oneshots, and 64.5% were not. The difference is staggering dunmeshi literally has twice as many oneshots comparetively)
And that's because oneshots are quicker to write, while a multichaptered fic takes much more planning. The longest fic in the dunmeshi fandom tag is currently only 67K words which is impressive but nothing compared to the behemoths you usually see occupying that spot. All those longfics? Those are still coming.
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
Lucina and her Mother, Robin
Based on the famous painting “Ivan the Terrible and his son, Ivan.”
Ths bishop’s twitter post
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
I've kidnapped an angel and I am forcibly implanting it with a human personality. This is the hottest and least ethical thing I've ever done in my life
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
Reading Aaron King’s “In a Mirror” and, well, this is the whole ballgame right here, ain’t it?
au where pit’s a trans girl who hasn’t figured it out yet and then the mirror of truth speedruns dp’s transition. and nothing else changes.
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
