Refers To Myself As "The Management"

I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.

clicker training my puppygirl gf in daytrading for some pawssive income

ivan coyote, there’s one in every crowd, 2012.

Translate this meme for me, please.

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

I crave this. I need this. My house is a nuclear waste site, just like yours!

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

I have adhd and autism and I DEFINITELY do that. And your gf is a treasure.

sometimes i’ll forget other people who want to talk to me exist so i ended up ghosting my very loving gf and she was so understanding?? about it?? like no “you get upset when i do this but it’s fine if you do” just? “it’s alright, i was just a little worried something was up” and?? what??