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the adhd feeling of being unable to stop reading books as a kid, sneaking books into class, hiding books in your textbook, keeping a second copy of the same book for when the teacher inevitably confiscated the first one. Books falling out of your bag, books hidden in your hoodie pocket, books dribbling out of your eyeballs and taking over your daydreams. Just. The absolute dopamine fueled obsession of reading as an adhd kid. So. Many. Books.

and 10 years later, being completely utterly distraught and distractedly… unable to focus on a goddamn book

Pretty impressive that America has been at war for 20 fucking years and yet there have been essentially no anti-war films out of supposedly liberal Hollywood because it’s effectively impossible to make war movies without the consent of the US Military who only want to be depicted with jingoistic favourability.

Serious complaining and recreational complaining are very different activities and they’re barely related to each other.

Serious complaining can mean “this upsets me, I want it to change” or “this upsets me, and I just want to get it off my chest and be heard” or simply “I am frustrated and want to vent until I feel better”.

Recreational complaining is fun social bonding and it doesn’t have to mean anything or result in change. It’s not the same as negativity because the purpose isn’t to make you or anyone else feel worse. It’s enjoyable in the way that snarking at bad movies with your friends is enjoyable. Social grooming without the fleas.

INFJ *sipping peppermint tea*: I have never in my life contemplated murder, but that dude is making me understand why slipping cyanide into people’s coffee is a thing in literature  

INTP: oh honey, bless your heart. you can’t use cyanide, its too easy to trace. you gotta use thallium. much harder to identify the symptoms and therefore less likely to land back on you. *takes sip of her chamomile tea*

INFJ *who was really just looking for emotional support*:……………..

ENFP *materializes out of nowhere*: did someone call for the dark-web?

thinking about women right now ! $feminsim

I didn't realize I'd moved all my pants to another state so I put on makeup while my jeans were drying.

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

We're too scared to flirt with you

ur dad sounds hot do u need a step mom

why does everyone always flirt with my dad

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

One of my favorite character archetypes is "small, cute character that is horrifyingly powerful in their canon"

I mean look at this

These children have fought literal gods and won