Well, It’s TRUE!…..

Sometimes faith can be misplaced

That intro post you write when you're not entirely sure what you're doing yet, but are super excited about a new blog.

So, I thought there aren't enough wanna be writer blogs on here and decided to make another one.

I'm just going to put short fictions on here and half arsed ideas that I have no other plans for. Also character profiles, because i like to invent people and not give them a story. I don't (can't) do poetry except the odd haiku, so in that respect you're safe.

I lean towards fantasy and humor, I like to put fantastic things in mundane scenarios. 

I kind of feel like I've oversold the mayhem aspect of my blog, truth be told, I'm feeling rather stoic right now. I'll go snake fucking crazy next time. I promise.

the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

Alrighty me thinks I am done. Enjoy #deadpool riding a #unicorn in #space #myart #acrylicpaint #lol

John Berkey, for Return of the Jedi, 1983

idk why they’d make a dead anya action figure 

it’s like

yes i would love to buy this so i can see it every day and remind myself of a traumatic last buffy episodE AND LOOK AT MY DEAD FAVOURITE CHARACTER EVERY DAY WHY DON’T YOU MAKE DEAD SPIKE DOLLS TOO WHILE YOURE AT IT

2023 does not have to end being the year of overpriced tuberculosis tests. DanaherCorp can make it the time for five dollar tests for all.