Listen...spray Some Of That Nice Perfume...use The Good Hand Cream...wear That Outfit Even If You Are

straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

Did I ever tell you guys

People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

not my depressed ass spending the entire afternoon building the cathedral from pathologic in the sims skdjgsdg

Sphinx

"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦."☆