Ohnoesspaghettios - What On Earth Do I Put Here?

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

crazy how being dick grayson is like [suffering for the sake of being a light unto others] [suffering for the sake of being a light unto others] [suffering for the sake of being a light unto others]. tim, seeing this, is like, Wait, i remember, i too am a lamp! [proceeds to suffer for the sake of being a light unto others] [suffers for the sake of being a light unto others] [suffers for the sake of being a light unto others] dick says, Wait, it's too bright in here. dick says, You'll see the cracks. tim says, I can't stop. tim says, how can i stop? you were the hand that reached inside me, you switched the light on. dick & tim is like [perforated with holes, bleeding light] [bleeding light] [bleeding light] [bleeding light]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

I've been in "chrysalis mode" working on various projects and i haven't had much to share recently - so lets look back at some older works!

I started working on moving toward freelancing in 2020 and since then I've made a lot of drawings I'm proud of. Here are some faves! Many are available as prints in my shop. :-)

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?

Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

No TV show or movie I will ever watch is worth starving a writer from their home.

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.