okanimal
bello!
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Connect the dots
don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.
MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done
a vodka and some warrior cats on the patio this afternoon
how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10
i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon
they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen
The Day We Escaped
2007
There is nothing in this world more appealing to little girls than stories about magical animal companionship. Daemons. Dragons. Familiars. Pokemon. I first read The Golden Compass in third grade and couldn’t have been quicker to accept the concept that the severance of a person from their little animal companion is a gruesome and irreparable act of bodily mutilation that leaves them a dying husk of their former self. It made more sense to me than anything I’d read before in my life.
this one took me 1,5 years details + process under the cut!
mahjong night
Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."
playing toys is low key fun as fuck
she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small
there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too
Saint Micheal Gets Fucked (2025)
3ftx5ft wooden triptych
“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me
i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
comfort
Listening to music and thinking about situations
