I Love Wearing Jeans. I Feel So Beautiful. Like Bruce Springsteen

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

hearing “im so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really lifts some weight off your shoulders

Meow meow meow meow

meow.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Saving this for later

Title_Pending is an eerie Stanley Parable inspired 4th wall breaking adventure where a playtest gets weird!

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Steam)

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back