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how you gonna trust giant fleshy lad... hmmgmmm?/lh

But glad you can escape!

I dead ass just had a dream where Spamton Neo and I had to work together to break out of a facility for strange and unnatural being but neither of us trusted the other so it was awkward in some places. (We broke out BTW)

You have to tape it and make sure he doesn't start biting the plastic and escape!

i want to hide him in a geocache.

(I have to look like Victorian glasses for him hshhs) I mean it would be interesting idea heheheh

Also Jevil is there to be platonic Lovett keke

Someone was telling me that Wilson looks like sweeny tod. Which yeah, i know, i posted about it before. BUT THEN they go as far as to say that fucking SPAMTON looks like WILSON, which in turn would mean SPAMTON LOOKS LIKE SWEENY TOD ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Now your dream come true! Don't know how caterpillar taste like but I think it's Blue Hawaii :)

Pipis dream

The other night I had a dream that I was in Deltarune and Spamton was telling me about how the Pipis were full of "the best drink" and to prove it to me he drank one of them like it was one of those edible water bottles

*Game theory intro start playing*

I think it’s kinda funny some people still think that Jevil and Spamton are dead even though they’re still talking. 

It also makes me wonder: Would that mean Kris was dead this whole time??

Youre very welcome! Beware that he eat everything

i want to go geocaching with him.

Wish granted! Now you have to find all collectable pipis (in all color) with him. Two of him, in fact! Have fun!

i want to go geocaching with him.

He come here to offer you some sales :)

yesterday i thought i saw spamton on my wall i think im going insane

[[Sweet horror]] and many more!

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My headcanon is just shoving body horror onto it ghghgh

also warning: it may disturbing to some of you!!!

Spamton have eye-mouths! The two eyeballs he have in his pocket (or carry around) is just collection. He have collection of all kind of eyes. He never have his own eyes so he think they're really neat!

He still can "see" just fine. Don't worry!

Pipis are egg-like larvae that will pupae into a mimic of their current caretaker. To identify the caretaker. It need long physical contract with the caretaker. If it left alone for too long, it will not pupae into anything.

Parasites is a creature both exist in lightner and darkner world. They're, well, not hostile. But they're in need of host to move around properly. And to live ( normally they can't speak and function most of the time beside trying to find a nearby host ). They're barely noticeable in normal surrounding (like the town and first dark world) but they're more visible in Cyber City. But they managed to camouflage into wire / robot-like.

There's currently two type of parasites (so far): the orb and the beak.

The orb is more docile parasite, when they choose their host at least. They rather choose dead host like corpse or inanimate object. Current known orb parasites is: Seam and Jevil

(Host for Seam is patched up taxidermy cat. The tendrils mimic wool strings and the orb *tried* to mimic button)

(Host for Jevil is a ceramic doll. The texture on the orb is similar to ceramic even on the clothes. )

The beak is similar to orb beside the fact that they look like beak. They perfer living host. They're still docile but they're extremely harmful to their host. Imagine having your will strip away and only time you can do anything on your on (via screaming) is when they decided to open their mouth little too wide. If the parasite ever leave the host, the host will fall in permanent paralysis until the parasite return. You basically become puppet.

Current known beak parasites is: Swatch, Swatchlings and Tarques Manager.

(Host for Swatch and Swatchlings are partly mutated since the feathers and bird-like features isn't in original unmutate humanoid host)

(Host for Tarques Manager is decapitated humanoid host with robot body part. The tendrils mimic a wired and horns is mimic an ear)

The Queen is aware that Swatch and Swatchlings is parasite but choose to tolerate them since their service is pretty dandy. That goes for Tarques Manager too.

Spamton, who isn't parasite, is also tolerate by The Queen though she would bad-mouth him on occasional because he's not robot and she's also one of people that got weirded out by him.

Swatch and Spamton got along okay though. But Spamton doesn't dig in any deeper terms and just stay as platonic homie who would hear Spamton talking about nonsense. Imagine someone suddenly talking about ancient aliens after one shot of whiskey. That's how Swatch feel about him.

Now changed timeline because I have a bit more clear picture. Spamton decided to turn into garbage man / pre-JHC Spamton because he caught sneaking into mansion + stealing important stuff and Queen basically order Swatchling to take him out and dip him in acid lake like Oreo. Now he's partly unhinged but nothing too bad. Just sorta isolated himself for awhile before he found Jekyll and you know the gick. Become big shot and stay in mansion. And also alienated by almost everyone. All of that happened in span of several years ( the JHC Spamton exist for few months. The reason he can't use his wings because he don't really know how to fly and barely use it).

Gordon is given name by Jekyll after he show Spamton how Jekyll got his name from so I'll pretend these two father n son play Half-Life series and Spamton liked how Gordon sound.

After the ending of Deltarune chapter 2, Spamton actually don't change like other characters since he's full fleshy 250 cm tall dude. So now Spamton either lurk in Dark World own by Ralsei or occasionally roaming the town and become cryptic figure. And he still gonna sell weird shits to those people at 3 am yeah.

Oh and he occasionally hop into realities and visit The Crew. Though he perfer to work from the world he's familiar with :)

Manage to make few friends too! Though tjat s just Spamton from other reality:

Thank you very much!! And well, I often browsing for blogs that I'll made doodle for while working on others stuff~ (spoiler alert: that's his eyes.)

i had a dream where i was in a restaurant i guess(i could only see a part of the menu), and the menu said spam order, and it was a massive fucking egg roll made of other egg rolls, and somehow in my head i had the knowledge that this is what spamton orders every time when he’s here, it’s why it’s called that and then i woke up and was stunned at how tf did my brain come up with that

now your dream come true! Two Spamton having egg rolls+ together :)

(JHC Spamton just paid for the things and give normal Spamton alot of generosity while trying his best to make new friend with his other self from other reality)

i had a dream where i was in a restaurant i guess(i could only see a part of the menu), and the menu said spam order, and it was a massive fucking egg roll made of other egg rolls, and somehow in my head i had the knowledge that this is what spamton orders every time when he’s here, it’s why it’s called that and then i woke up and was stunned at how tf did my brain come up with that

Wish granted, now you have to endure Spamton's mosquito slurping noises while the Queen judging him silently (side note: I do not know how to draw your insert nor the Queen, I'll polish her design soon!!)

me in da deltarune self insert so i can befriend spamton and have tea parties with queen!!

Tall man shall granted him new glasses (now he need to buy other one) (I love you lil baby man btw)

AU where after you battle Spamton it knocks breaks his glasses and he starts recovering.

Don't worry he's fine and got patched up! Beside the fact he's grumpy that he lose his legs (he have to get new one soon hehe) (also I do not know how to draw your Spamton 😭) (he also need his wings to balance, he's not used to being short again)

People that make spamton tall are cowards put ur hands up fr

I made this ages ago I just only posted it on ig oops

Do tall Spamton that got their legs cut off count as short or tall? (Also excellent artwork!)

People that make spamton tall are cowards put ur hands up fr

I made this ages ago I just only posted it on ig oops

Is this a correct way?

people should grab spamton by the face more 😞😞😞 #vent

"WHAT LONELY [[SOUL]] LIKE YOU DOING HERE IN [[SATURDAY NIGHT]]?"

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a full body of JHC Spamton if anyone wish to draw him!! Or just for myself in general because I keep forgetting the color of his tie :(

funky facts:

He's 250 cm / 8 ft 2 in. (I changed fit fom 170 cm because I thought he literally stole someone legs. Or that legs used to be from someone else but now Spamton fused with it)

He still hanging around garbage zone. It's calmer there. And he still speak the same if you encounter him. Exception being [hyperlink blocked] sound like he's unintentionally mocking you or aggresive compressed scream (in angry happy way).

NPCs said he rarely come to his mansion and rather go off to some obscure place.

He definitely kick people he don't like with his heels.

Is he insane? Yeah, unhinged for sure but mostly because of influence of knowing that there's [[endless posibilites]]

I base him off Bayonetta's body a bit, mostly for that sexy legs

Would be kinda funny if Kris commented how he's so well-dressed for someone who "live in garbage can", he just simply answered that he stole the clothes. Which is kinda true.

Kris can probably fight him in normal state.

Can he join the party? Would be fun but he's GIANT and he rather go back selling wacky stuff that probably not even from this reality!

His blood taste like monster energy drink despite it having the same property as coolant.

His wings blends in with his clothes!

This is where you fight him in alleyway and he just accidentally use his wings to block your attack (if you attack him and bring him to half health in first place)

Since he's fleshy abomination (affectionate) and unhinged, people kinda put off / weirded out by him

Fortunately for everyone, he's friendly and don't really want to get into a mess.

He drink shit tons of booze and acid battery. He's okay don't worry!

He sometime invited Addisons to hang out even though they're weirded out by him. He just trying to retain some connection with his old friends. A bit desperate when you're alienated by people.

Anyway here's him being lovely thing:

Side note: @me if you done any stuff for me

@cringy-weeaboo I saw your repost tag and like: (tysm for anyone reblonging my stuff btw I love y'all)

you either be lifeless depressed puppet or seizure induced twitching body of eldritch abomination that also have monster energy drink for blood

get this sexy bad legs an anti-material rifle

i think if spamton ever became a party member they should just put full stops on all the fantasy weapons and give him a hyperrealistic gun

please tell me this is not only me-thing.

DAD GAVE ME A [[DISCOUNT]] ON [[CIRCLE-SHAPED SOUL]] FROM [[ALTERNATE REALITY]]

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I FINALLY got a ref of NEO Spamton and with my friend's help because I spend MOST of my LIFE TIME on his damn sexy heels.

So in this battle, rather him being puppets by other. Deadass don't know how to fly with his new wings!! The blood veins doesn't hurt him, just a bit itchy. And that helps him balance in the air and basically imagine you trying to teach a baby bird to fly. The battle mostly go as normal route beside the fact that there's ACTUALLY audience watching the battle. But they aren't audience from this world. His weapon is more like a rifle now. Rifle powered by soul.

here's the aftermath of battle:

I will do the draft of dad's battle later hehe

Should mention that you/Kris come across him when he's still new to mutation thing. Around 2 weeks.

Here's concept of comic I MIGHT do

Visual of JHC NEO Spamton can't fly and is, figurtively, a baby bird or NEO Spamton in general:

several doodles I done in the past.

Side note: @me if you found sexy image of Mr House.

Black eyes mfs is banger

Tumblr broke on me why tf I liked my own post

Anthony/Anthrony/Alexander House have to be one of my favourite narrative / side-story bit in New Vegas. Like, poor schizophrenic paranoid man but damn he have that vibes. Him and his silly dangerous rules.

that scene

The reveal of square man

But there's actually no face to ID HEH

My Squid's Game brainrot still continue I'll talk more about this silly idea of mine later

I like pink soldiers, they're neat. But also outlet for certain thing 😈

[Click the image for higher quality. I draw on phone X(]

[New settler]

>why hello there! New here, mostly doodle for fun and post full piece of art occasionally. Call me [Joy]. Didn't plan to do anything much beside posting my original stuff / JEKYLL&HYDE CREW.

>can show some example of my works:

>Jekyll&Hyde crew obviously ^ I'll talk about them more in future.

>I also draw eldritch monster, quite alot? Something I'm decent at without sketch beforehand

>but yeah glad to have proper place to share some of my stuff.