Reggie: I’ll get a cheeseburger, no strawberries.
McDonald’s employee: Strawberries?
Reggie: No, thank you.
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSS
who wants to start an rtc podcast w/ me
I’m slowly going insane. I just found out Clancy Brown is Surtur in Thor:Ragnarok. That made me insane because he also voices Hank Anderson from Detroit:Become Human and Mr.Krabs from Spongebob. And I just can’t
thank you avantrisfam discord, i will not be shutting up about this
Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)
Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!
Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.
Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.
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Ocean: You’re right.
Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?
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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?
Noel: I only take cash or credit.
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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?
Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.
Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*
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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!
Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Leon: so how is Merlin adjusting to life in Camelot?
Gwen: really well, actually. Although i think he's gone a bit numb. Here, watch this
Gwen: hey Merlin! Morgana has conjured another undead army and they're headed this way. Death is imminent
Merlin, wearing sunglasses and sipping from a juice box: wack
wants to be a modern dancer
wants to play the banjo
wants to meet barack obama
wants to meet le dally llama
found the sunlight
Then he’s not your man- he’s Robin
HOLD THE FUCK UP-
WORKING BOYS WhAt?!?!?!
with robert goin to the gym gettin them gains and workin boys set to come out later this year, i for one can't wait to see swol henry hidgens
For all my phannies out there, here are digital scans of all my dan and phil TIT photocards! Free 2 use but credit is appreciated :D
here are the backs! dark design for regular cards and light design for holographics! VIP package has 100% 1 holographic, but the once you buy as merch only have a small change of having one
more card here !!!