Serious Post, Tw-

Am I horny or anxious? The world may never know

kinda want to lick him from ballsack to bicep but I'm sure I'm being really cool about it

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.

The sexualization of minors in the omo community is so unnecessary and disgusting. Even if it's a theoretical situation where all the characters are 18+ but it takes place in a high school with minor characters involved? EW! Do a college class or studying at the library or something.

It happens so often but nobody says anything (probably bc they're mid-yoink, but still)

"i won't do polyamory because i don't think it's for me and i'm personally uncomfortable with the idea" <- wonderful i love you live your life however you want youre amazing youre incredible

"i won't do polyamory because it's wrong/it's just cheating" incorrect i'm killing you then my boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then his boyfriend is killing you then h

“atta boy.”

“gooood boy.”

“such a fucking slut, yeah?”

“dirty bitch. my bitch.”

“keep looking at me.. that’s it.”

“so fucking needy.”

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

a video of someone completely nude just pissing: *I sleep*

a video of someone fully clothed, squirming around and desperately trying to hold it: REAL SHIT

God, I want a stroker😭

Dude, when I watch porn, I always see little thumbs downs on the videos. What sad little person clicks "dislike" on a porn vid? These people are letting you in on the beautiful shit they do and you click dislike? Can you make a better porn video Chad?

Currently wanting someone to drive around while I'm desperate. They can pull into Starbucks and before I have a chance to breathe a sigh of relief, they pull into the drive thru and get me a pup cup. When I protest, they whisper, "If you're a good boy and lick it all up, you can go potty."