Hi. :)
I'm very tired. :)
This is kinda bad. :)
Very very warm boi
Radiation poisoning does wonders for his body temperature
Very good for people for run cold
10/10
Believe it or not, she's pretty cold
Due to the slow blood flow that caused her blue skin
She is very cooling for summer days or people like me who are warm all the time
10/10
He's an average temperature but the fact that he's huggable scores some extra points
He's warm when it's cold out but not overwhelming so when it's warm out, y'know?
10/10
Cooler than the average person actually
He's not a big physical touch person anyway, but staying nearby him is pretty comfortable during the heat or the cold
10/10
I put these girls together because if you hug one, you're hugging all them.
They'll all be relatively cool since they're made of flies, but at the very least, you'll be in a cuddle puddle
Cuddling by the fire: best option since it's already freezing outside the castle.
10/10
He runs surprisingly warm actually
Feel free to leech off his warmth whenever you want
he might complain, but he doesn't mean it
When you're not around, he brags about how you told him how warm he is like its a flex
It is to him :(
10/10
user @nesmaah has asked me to share this link to her family's fundraiser, which is trying to gather money to evacuate 12 people. Looking through the gofundme link and Nesma's instagram (_nesmaq), this looks to me to be a genuine fundraiser. Please follow Nesma here on tumblr and on insta, donate if you can, and share her gfm link to help her reach her goal.
"Optimus doesn't take time off because he's too self sacrificing"
Optimus can't take time off because he knows the second he isn't white knuckling the riens, Elita-One, Ironhide, Jazz, and Prowl are going scorched Earth on the Decepticons. It will end the war but it may also classify as a total annihilation.
Optimus, sleeping slightly deeper than he usually would: 😴
Prowl: Optimus is out of commission, I am now in charge. Elita, break out those plans we told him we didn't make, Ironhide, ready the acid bombs, Jazz, grab us a jet. We're ending this war tonight.
Elita "the ends can justify the means" One: You know, I don't think we've properly considered the elegance of germ warfare. We wouldn't even have to get our hands dirty.
Ironhide "I'm just showing him my cannons" the Weapons expert: That'll take too long. Nukes, that's the best way to go.
Jazz "I lead the most lethal fighters on this team" the Spy: We've got one shot, I can sneak in and stash some explosives in their barracks, they'll never catch me. Blow their whole base sky high.
Optimus, waking up in just the nick of time: I am begging you to stand down!
Ironhide: Told you we should have slipped a sedative in his high grade.
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Optimus, literally fighting to get out of the Medbay: You don't understand! They're plotting!
Ratchet: You have a broken leg and a head injury, sit your ass down!!
First Aid, who's been secretly trying to help the four of them end this thing: I'll grab a sedative. He may need a week of bedrest.
Meanwhile
Elita-one: Now, I did some research and did you know that half of our war crimes aren't considered war crimes on this planet?
Jazz: Fascinating. What a creative group.
Prowl: Indeed. And Optimus does want us abiding by the laws of this planet.
Ironhide, nodding along: He does.
Prowl: Whelp! Gotta follow orders obey the laws of this planet. It's not a war crime here, Jazz, get the rust bombs.
I'm thinking about creating a secondary account to post drawings and random stuff... Idk
Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide
…concocted by me, via:
Canon Definitions
Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)
Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms
Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together
Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)
So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.
Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better.
At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.
So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.
So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I choose to believe TFA Cybertron ends up picking up some form of Social Media from Earth and it just goes so badly.
Decepticons (having more knowledge on how it's used either from first hand experience or the gossip train) IMMEDIATELY start using it to troll every Autobot in power.
Just picture Sentinel on the phone with Optimus demanding him to translate the memes.
saw @thedarkmooncircus with this post and needed to draw it frfr
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Who will take him?
The current owner is clearly unhappy with the pet. Perhaps he's causing problems...
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