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I choose to believe TFA Cybertron ends up picking up some form of Social Media from Earth and it just goes so badly.

Decepticons (having more knowledge on how it's used either from first hand experience or the gossip train) IMMEDIATELY start using it to troll every Autobot in power.

Just picture Sentinel on the phone with Optimus demanding him to translate the memes.

orion lost his inventory in the mines like 50 times too many and this is the outcome

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Energon Terms

This is canon-adjacent. I just wanted to clarify for terms that I like to use.

Energon - Cybertronian catch-all term for energy/fuel.

Engex- Slightly upcharged Energon. Their equivalent to alcohol. It ranges in potency and a bot has to de-activate their Fuel Intake Moderation Chip (MTMTE issue #13, #29) to feel its inebriating effects from an increase in energy.

High Grade- Very strong engex. Equivalent to distilled spirits like vodka, gin, et cetera. In universe examples include Nightmare Fuel which can be dangerous to a bot's internal fuel lines when taken irresponsibly.

Circuit Speeders- An incredibly dangerous performance enhancing drug that Roller can be seen drinking. (During the Elegant Chaos Arc Rung remarks to Roller that someday they may be linked to instant spark death).

Nucleon-

Weapons grade fuel. Not fit for consumption.

can i get an amen in here?

🗣YOU'RE LISTENING TO-🗣

*jet engines powering up*

💥DECEPTICON RADIO💥

*💢CH-CH-CH-CLICK-WHIRR-CLANK-KSHH💢*

ITS TIME TO TRANSFORM🔥& RISE UP!!✈

*screams & explosions noises*

This aint your standard autoboobs station😈

*radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*

| TF:1 Sentinel Prime |

what is your favourite shape?

whatever's going on inside red cabbage like. i see god in this thing

You know what's magnificent about Wild Wheel? He wasn't mad about being abandoned on earth that much.(Like, yeah, he was ticked off at it. Some of his lines say that)

He was madder that everyone had forgotten who he was.