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Having crushes.

Slytherin : *enters the great hall dramatically with their robe giving that bad ass Darth Vader effect*

Slytherin: *points at Hufflepuff* with the exception of you I dislike everyone in this room.

Hufflepuff: and I like you too.

Travis is suffering.

The writer's blessing:

May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.

🔮🕯🚫😪🚫🏥😊🏥❤️😄❤️🕯🔮

Emoji Spell to aid those who feel under the weather or have the common cold.

❤️like to charge❤️ 🏥reblog to cast🏥

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

It’d be kinda funny if after their relationship got better Mimikyu would start vying for Jessie’s attention and love

Someone save the possessed bbys! Prayer circle, everyone!

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

Paralysed Saudi man tweets that nobody is visiting him in hospital. Hundreds turned up.