Third Fucking Time Getting Reincarnated As A Pebble Shits Getting Old Fast

raiden do you read me. this next bomb can only be defused by meowing at it

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

Don’t ever buy no weed from the gas station bro

About to finish the plot of peacewalker. Shout out to the funniest character ever sorry for whats about to happen to you diva

(scary old lady voice) iiiiill give you a footjob sweetie nyeeEEHEHEHEHEH.. (unfurls my jaundiced uncut toenailed yellow and purple foot)

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

chell nutting in that robot and breaking the entire fucking facility