Frog.

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

Horrible evil ref sheet hours. Horrible and evil, they are. I'm gonna get them all done by Artfight, but by god, are ref sheets horrible little creatures.

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

Fjord: *Wakes up Cadeuces with a British accent and a large stab wound*

Cadeuces: I'm not even gonna ask, let me fix that.

Nott, High of her ass and barely able to form coherent thoughts: What-what if we sent an explosive into an enclosed space and blew it up? Call it Fluffernutter.

Jester, who is completely sober but lives for chaos: