Like Eff You Bro

kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy

HERE, HAVE A PAINTED WOOLY BAT

THIS BAT WOKE UP AND CHOSE HALLOWEEN!!!

how dare you be in my notifications

i be what i want, above that i be the mold in your walls

"YOU HUNTED" IS A "BLOODBORNE" LORE EXPLAINER!!!

IT IS:

FREE TO DOWNLOAD! the link above is a .pdf from my personal website

A WORK IN PROGRESS!

AIMED AT BOTH THE HARDCORE FAN AND THE FANDOM RUBBERNECKER! i explain everything in insane detail!

EXHAUSTIVE! currently sitting at 123 pages and over 33k words before we have even hit the events of the game. i have a lot to say

NEW IN THIS EDITION:

AN APPENDIX! starting with unbelievably indepth breakdowns of every caryll rune in the game.

CHAPTERS! (the table of contents within the document is still unfinished due to the nature of libreoffice, but any .pdf reader should be able to figure it out)

UPDATED GLOSSARY!

MORE IMAGES! BETTER QUALITY!

CROSS-REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!

EVEN MORE CITATIONS DONE BETTER!!

ALL LINKS UPDATED TO POINT TO BLOODBORNE-WIKI INSTEAD OF FANDOM

PAGE LAYOUT ADJUSTMENTS

EVEN MORE REFINEMENT OF THE PREVIOUSLY RELEASED CHAPTERS!

i never know how to explain this thing to people. i am writing the world's most insane treatise on this game, which is a bold claim considering the stiff competition and its hard to be like "people are missing the NUANCE of this DEEP VIDEO GAME" without sounding like a total moron or a lunatic. but, i have very strong strength in my insane convictions, such as "there is objectively more than one rom" and "logarius was the royal executioner in more ways than one"

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

made a new sticker design the other day

his gingado is perfect, the totem of capoeira

see him schmoove

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts