I Feel Like Being A Vampire Rlly Helps With That Late Night Anxiety…… “aagghhh I’m Gonna Be Killed

i need to buy this, i must make it real

listen i love these two being besties as much as anyone, but i'd like to also propose the possibly funnier alternative in which the noise Did Not Know about fake peppino before, and is very perturbed at this guy who suddenly isn't nearly as easy or fun to torment.

bonus:

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

THIS IS MY FRIEND, AHE IS VERY NICE AND TREATS ME VERY WELL

SHE CLEANS MY GRAVESTONE

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i am, too horny and kinky of a bitch to be allowed to have a fucking social media account, like good gods, something is wrong with me

spamton's clock

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

HERE, HAVE A PAINTED WOOLY BAT

THIS BAT WOKE UP AND CHOSE HALLOWEEN!!!