May I Offer You An Eel In These Trying Times?

They’re still in love and having a great time I’m not taking criticism

spamton's clock

who the fuck are all these people in my blog, y’all are fucking bots

lately ive been imagining things in a sentence mixed gwonam voice. most recently this image

rykard was like huge you guys

Rykard’s mom vs. Gideon (NPC size)

Rykard’s sister vs. the Tarnished

Rykard’s throne in his audience chamber (screenshot by @takers-flames)

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

trick or treat!

treat :3 *dumps a pile of candy on top of you from the endless bag of candy*

lost to teh corn :3

STOP CALLING ME OUT SO HARD YOU FUCKS I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME

rare vent art from a few months ago

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls