I Think A Lot Of People Really Haven't Considered The Unlimited Opportunities Of Being Able To Just Commission

I think a lot of people really haven't considered the unlimited opportunities of being able to just commission art. Like you can literally just pay someone money to have them make practically whatever you want for you. Like you could probably hire some smaller soft rock band to write you a song about some shitty couple who obviously hate each other but instead of just breaking up already they keep getting drunk and fighting about the same damn subjects over and over and over while the neighbours can do nothing but listen to their publicly broadcasted private grievances.

And then put your stereos against the wall and play it on a constant loop until your annoying neighbours pause and go "wait, is this song about us?"

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8 months ago

that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralysed. vagina broke.

2 months ago

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

9 months ago

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

3 months ago

Shauna serving toxic mean uncaring boyfriend is giving me life

Shauna Serving Toxic Mean Uncaring Boyfriend Is Giving Me Life
11 months ago

Alastor is drawing

Alastor Is Drawing

also some things he's drawing

Alastor Is Drawing
Alastor Is Drawing
Alastor Is Drawing
Alastor Is Drawing

jfdhgdgfkdhgjlrutihg[ohplrtnbfkldgpdjf i love Alastor and the fact that he loves drawing is just dlgkfhdghglk so cute

Alastor Is Drawing
Alastor Is Drawing
Alastor Is Drawing

huh. he wouldn't want to show these to anyone...

9 months ago

I like thinking about how Blitzø and Stolas are compatible in their messed up ways, but there's one clear incompatibility between them, on ground on their unresolved traumas;

Blitzø has anger issues, overactive fight reaction

while Stolas has been verbally attacked & abused by Stella for at least 17 years

Stolas has avoidant issues, overactive flight reaction

while Blitzø has been abandoned and ignored by many people practically whole his life

I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One
I Like Thinking About How Blitzø And Stolas Are Compatible In Their Messed Up Ways, But There's One

So it fucks with their relationship.

In Ozzie's Stolas avoids confrontation, Blitzø feels he's ashamed of him and gets upset and aggressive after giving Stolas a lift.

Later in the series, Stolas texts less and ,,gives Blitzø space" which makes Blitzø worried that he's not wanted anymore. Then when he's offered the crystal, it triggers him, making him convinced completely that he's being abandoned again. He jokes rudely, Stolas feels he's mocked and so he leaves, which causes Blitzø to lash out, which causes Stolas to kick him out...

They really need to resolve their internal problems first in order to work out

4 months ago

Found this in my drafts.

Found This In My Drafts.

Not entirely sure what I wanted to do with them?

2 months ago

really cannot emphasise enough that "All Men Bad" and "masculinity is inherently violent, dangerous, and evil" are load-bearing pillars of radfeminism and these ideas cannot have a place in any truly progressive queer theorising.

6 months ago

Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

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