I Think A Giant 7ft Scythe Would Greatly Benefit My Appearance

Hell yeah brother

Always wanted to make one of these

hilarious

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

You're stressed? Why dont you get high for me so you can be vulnerable and easy to manipulate while I fuck you better? The weed will make you warm and fuzzy and I can fuck all of the bad thoughts out of you head so you'll just feel fuzzy and not have a single important thought!

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

Some sketches with vox