At First, All Seems Normal.  But Then, Just As You Were About To Leave The Classroom, You And All Of

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

As someone who is in public school math... yes they do, they do say that. 

“You won’t always have a calculator with you” is probably not a thing they say in math class anymore.

hey uh..why old people hit on retail workers?

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Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

I’ve been trying to find this for when i was trying to carry a water bottle while using a walker

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany