Dealing With The Worst Case Scenario

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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3 years ago
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D
I’ve Been Waiting A Whole Damn Year To Post These…. :D

I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D

5 years ago

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

4 years ago

I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah's Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:

6 years ago

It was during French class, at the end of a standardized testing day.  We were playing a game of chaud et froid, or hot and cold.  A student is looking for a rock.  There are twenty other students chanting décontracté (it means casual) while we are waiting for the first student to get the idea to go through a kid’s hair.


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5 years ago
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4 years ago
An Explanation Is Not Owed
An Explanation Is Not Owed
An Explanation Is Not Owed
An Explanation Is Not Owed

an explanation is not owed

2 years ago

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

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4 years ago
Srsly Tho This Is Absolutely A Thing That Dudes Do All The F***ing Time

srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time

like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him

if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.

she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact

it’s a f***ing trap

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