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Day 1: Start reducing screen time at least an hour before you go to sleep. Read a book, do some drawing, take a bath, etc. You’ll sleep like a baby.
Day 2: Start moisturizing your face with SPF twice a day.
Day 3: Start using mouthwash BEFORE brushing your teeth; it helps get bacteria and other microbes off of your teeth more efficiently for a stronger clean👄
Day 4: Take 5 minutes to stretch right after waking up.
Day 5: Start drinking a glass of cold water before you eat breakfast to kickstart your metabolism.
Day 6: Start applying Vitamin E oil to your stretch marks right after you shower daily for smooth flawless skin.
Day 7: Start doing a mini 5 minute work out before your shower: squats, pushups, planks, whatever you like doing.
Day 8: Take a day off from social media to actually enjoy your surroundings🌅🌄
Day 9: Take an epsom salt bath for an overall detox (you can find bags of epsom salt at your local pharmacy).
Day 10: Start the day with a healthy breakfast. Scrambled eggs, a bowl of fruit, some whole grain toast, etc
Day 11: Switch from coffee to tea for a healthier caffeine fix☕
Day 12: Take a break from makeup today. Let ya skin breathe.
Day 13: Start applying SPF to your hands daily👐
Day 14: Go meatless for the day. You’ll really feel the difference in your body/energy throughout the day.
Day 15: Do a face mask today, whether it be a homemade one or that one with the pretty packaging that you always want to do but the time never felt right. Yeah, that one!!
Day 16: Create a “getting ready” playlist, put songs for the mood you want to be in, instead of the mood you are in🎶
Day 17: Four words: SEA SALT SCRUB DOWN. Mix some olive oil and sea salt and you got yourself a bomb ass body scrub.
Day 18: Declutter something today, having a more organized environment will help improve your mood.
Day 19: Go commando for today! You gotta let her get some air.
Day 20: Exercise, it doesn’t have to be intense at all. Go for a walk with your dog, for a jog, even a dance session in your room with your fave playlist🏃
Day 21: Clean your sheets today, especially your pillow case!!! There is all kinds of shit that could be on there rn, you should be doing this every 1-2 weeks.
Day 22: Wake up 2 hours earlier (okay.. 1 hour) Use this time to make your day less stressful.
Day 23: Spend your spare time reading or studying today📚
Day 24: Eat some chocolate; yes seriously. Dark chocolate is ideal but any will do. It’s great for your metabolism and your mood!
Day 25: Try something different with your hair today. Doesn’t matter if it’s just a new style or maybe something big like a new color, or cut. Even parting your hair a different way can transform your whole look💇
Day 26: Beat ya face, dress up real cute and take a bunch of selfies.
Day 27: Start flossing after every meal to avoid plaque building up on your teeth so you can strengthen and protect those pearly whites😀
Day 28: Delete old contacts of people you don’t fw anymore, and unfollow any people you don’t fw on social media. Cutting off dead ends clears your skin✨
Day 29: Splurge on some cute ass lingerie that makes you feel like a queen, whether it be for yourself, your mans, or ya lady. Having sexy lingerie on as you go about your day can boost your confidence for sure
Day 30: Apply a sugar scrub to your lips once or twice a week and moisturize them daily to keep your lips nice and luscious😘
Pineapple 🍍 Cranberries 🍒 Strawberries 🍓 Basically any fruit 🍉🍐🍎🍑 Water (Lots of it) 💦 100% cranberry / pineapple juice no sugar added 🍹
And foods you should avoid 🙅🏽: Meat 🐄 Eggs 🐔 Dairy 🐮 Sugar 🍦🍫🍰🍭 Beer/Wine/Alcohol/Soda 🍷🍻 Coffee ☕️ Smoking 🚬
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-i recommend going in with little makeup or no makeup bc your face WILL get wet and messy super quick. if you do plan on wearing makeup, make sure you set that shit with powder puff, and press that shit into your skin HARD and use a setting spray. also wear a super waterproof mascara, bc your eyes will water, and have tissues nearby for after so you can wipe your face. also, try not to eat at least 2-3 hours before so you don’t accidentally throw up. also if you don’t know this person well or don’t know their status use a damn condom.
-tease your partner. start with lots of kissing (or a massage 😋 look here) while rubbing their dick through their pants. go slowly. dirty talk is good here too. tease them for a while, let the anticipation build up.
-sucking their dick while they’re lying down with your back arched and your ass in the air is super sexy, or you can try being on your knees if your partner is more of the dominant type. when you finally pull their dick out, start off with a simple handjob. then, graze their dick with your mouth, and start long licks from their balls to the tip of their dick.
-dry head is unpleasureable. use LOTS of spit. put their dick to the back of your throat. your gag reflex will kick in and you will gag on their dick, causing you to produce lots of spit. the sound of you gagging will turn them on also.
-start sucking their dick,by using your hands and your mouth. start by gripping (not super tightly,just firm) the base of their dick in your hand(s), then wrap your mouth around the rest, so your lips meet your fist. then move your hands and your mouth up and down in a rhythmic motion while sucking. use more suction going up then going down. do NOT use your teeth.
-now i know we all want to be cute, but you can’t be cute when sucking dick,sorry. be sloppy as hell. lose your inhibition. go all out.
-sound effects can really help. loud sucking + slurping + gagging + moaning = them nutting faster
-eye contact is important. looking up at them while you suck their dick will make them go crazy.
-don’t forget about their balls either! lightly massage,lick and suck on them as well. don’t do it too hard though, it can be uncomfortable.
-if your mouth gets tired,you can go back to giving them a hand job, or if you’re well endowed in the breast area, you can put their dick between your breasts and titty fuck them. dirty talk is good too. either way be sure to give your mouth a break so you don’t tire yourself out too quickly.
-if you wanna be an extra bitch & deepthroat, use throat numbing spray. you can find it online or in drugstores by the medicine & shit. spray it in the back of your throat beforehand.
-when they nut, you have a few options. swallowing is ideal but if you’re a freaky bitch you can take it to the face or titties. only do this if you know this person is STD free, otherwise just let them cum in the condom.
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