I've Only Been There A Few Times, But I Got A Desk A Few Years Ago And It Has Many Paint Stains And Scratches

Teacher quotes, Day One

“Burn them if you want, just not in the classroom.”  (referring to a quiz he just handed back)

“aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?”

“Yes.   Squish the rat.  They aren’t fast at all.”

“this is bleeping bs.”

“my password is one.”

“your job is to make your characters miserable.”

I tried to pick out the funny ones, but it’s 3:34 A.M. so this is probably really bad.  sorry about that.

you take that back, he is not evil!!! is very fun man!!! he sets things on fire!! >:(

is silly though, you are right about that

she HOF on my BRINCL til i’m DIATOMIC

robert upton is an evil man. but also a silly one

if a skateboarding bird asked me on a date, I would be a bit confused at my sudden ability to talk to animals, but ultimately turn the very cool bird down, as I do not believe I could be in a romantic relationship with a bird :(

reblog for larger sample size :)

No “see results” options we choose sides like middle schoolers

happy pi day!

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I hope Roger works