Please

I like ur meatballs, have a lollipop :)

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

@jasperinthemachine

men don't even stitch up 8ft amalgamations of corpses anymore in hopes of creating new and perfect life within their dormitory anymore. due to woke

You can only reblog this today.

You know what? Fuck it. If this post gets 15k notes I'll push my parents to get my fibromyalgia diagnosis. Not happening

Teacher quotes, Day One

“Burn them if you want, just not in the classroom.”  (referring to a quiz he just handed back)

“aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?”

“Yes.   Squish the rat.  They aren’t fast at all.”

“this is bleeping bs.”

“my password is one.”

“your job is to make your characters miserable.”

I tried to pick out the funny ones, but it’s 3:34 A.M. so this is probably really bad.  sorry about that.

Found trans ppl on the internet talking about what it's like to be trans and went

Shiiiiiitttttt that's me

not a poll, but if you are trans and you feel so inclined, reblog this post and tell me how you realized you were trans

i know theres traitorous tuesday, but what about the other days?  is there one for wednesday? friday? help??

wow 2 am nonsensical rambles

 me scrolling tumblr seeing a character being headcannoned as having like, adhd, or like, anxiety or depression, and then bein’ like, cool, me too, heart it bc like, lol me too, then keep scrolling

I hope Roger works