i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this
south africa was banned in the olympics in 1964, 1968, 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988 & 1992. a total of 8 times. for 28 years they didn't set foot in the olympics. you know why? apartheid. apparently the olympics disagreed with the apartheid regime in south africa. russia & belarus aren't allowed to take part in the olympics this year. you know why? because of their involvement in the war in ukraine. several countries throughout history haven't been allowed to participate in the olympics because of various reason from their involvement in war to human rights abuses. now if the olympics aren't blind to all that... why in the world are they blind to what israel has been doing to gaza for the past 10 months? why is a genocidal apartheid nation allowed to participate in the olympics when any other country in its place would've been banned?
Imagine living life not knowing about the musical 'in trousers' like ?? Must suck fr.
yaelokre is a fictional band with fictional members who travel their fantasy world and retell mythological stories through song and heavily aestheticized irl performances/concept albums? close enough Welcome back the mechanisms
if you hate gwen ianto wouldn't like you thats his best friend youre talking about
I love you ianto, you freaky bastard
his ass considered it im crying
now it's officially released, here's nearly all the codes in order. cataloguing these all in the same place for my convenience, i recommend solving these for yourself first. major spoilers for the entire book below the cut, obviously. continue reading at your own risk.
final warning broski. 3, 2, 1....
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there are a bunch of new codes introduced, of which i'll name the first time they appear. starting off with the spine's inside cover:
i'm naming this one axolotl: EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
cipher's code on the bottom: REMEMBER US
runes [small vertical]: OLAF WAS HERE
angel: PRAISE THE FALLEN ANGLE
inside of the paperback (not pictured) just says BLACK & WHITE.
LET HIM IN AND BREAK THE SEAL BETWEEN WHATS FICTION AND REAL
GLUTTOSLOTHENY
MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING
PAPER IS BOOK SKIN
LIES / BOOBERRY
left: LONE SURVIVOR OF THE EUCLIDEAN MASSACRE
upper right: TANTRUM
WHICH HENCHMANIAC RATTED ME OUT? (dramaa)
TITANS BLOOD (owl house ref?)
SUCK IT MERLIN
lobster lord's name is DARYLL
CURSE WITTEBANE (definitely owl house ref!)
COUNTRIES ARENT (wut)
author's code upper left: SIX FINGERED FREAK
bottom: STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH (and he did!)
IF LOST RETURN TO BILL (bro got microchipped)
cipher: FORGET THE PAST
author: HOPEFULLY FS GLOVES WILL HIDE WHAT CIPHER HAS DONE TO MY HANDS...
bro's secret code: HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?
cipher's code: I CAN WRITE CODES TOO IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
patients from left to right:
SPHEREMONGER / ETERNALOR / BILL CIPHER / THE LOGIC CUBE / PAINGORIOUS / JESSICA / SHADORG / MR SILLY / THE BEAST
the silly straws chapter is missing, i might add that later. i tried to collect all of them but there may be a few i missed.
SPOILERS FOR BOOK OF BILL;
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SIBLINGS SHARE A BRAINCELL BUT ALSO WOW MY GOD
so the book of bill is pretty good
something I love about Sherlock & co is that you don’t doubt the love that Sherlock and John have for each other. Not even in a romantic way, they love each other clearly, and while I love jonklock/johnlock, I’m totally fine if they aren’t canon in this rendition because it’s clear that they care for each other
(me staring at a straight couple) okay so who’s the tired autistic FBI agent and who’s the cannibalistic murderer?
He’s so Pookie core
Listening to loki and now I want to scream about gpt agin
Me attempting to sing all the parts in Losing Track
Lost in the cosmos comfy
"Hello Ladies!"
[GUNFIRE AND MANICAL LAUGHTER]
Hot gunpowder Tim is out, awkward girl failure gunpowder time is in.
mechs fans love to draw gunpowder tim all cool and hot and sexy but he stands like this in live shows
she is as beautiful as she is science
Chatgpt? Never heard of her. The only gpt in my life is gunpowder tim
I like torturing myself by replaying dttm on loop whenever I’m in a slightly good mood cause I’m not allowed to feel any sense of joy in life
“I’m straight.” “I’m gay” okay…? And I’m the archive?? I am the king of a ruined world??
“im straight” “im gay” okay???? im at nicole’s house????
I don’t want to find out about world events anymore
*stares at you with my big ol eyes on the street at night* “do you want to hear about this super cool historical fact”
My favourite hobby is just staring at something until one of my friends questions it, to which I turn around and whisper “I’ve had a vision..”
In a safehouse in Scotland straight up opening it and by it haha well. Let's just say. The door.
I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.
Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.
It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.
You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.
It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.
And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.
And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?
Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich