snorrr mimijmimi
a woman who just sucks so bad and is genuinely evil but mostly just sucks. like truly cannot conquer any kind of normal interaction, unfunny, conniving, out of touch, loser type of woman. with a news broadcaster voice no less
not hating your parents not loving your parents but the secret third thing: vague acknoweldgement that they probably couldve done a better job but like yeah whatever theyre fine i guess. wouldnt choose to spend time when them if we weren't related. makes for decent small talk. like a coworker if your family was a job.
Got inspired by the multitude of "transsexual Seinfeld" posts I saw
Cast me far away♦️
christmas at the YRG household 😛😛
Noah loving getting gifts only to open the present that Emeryk pranked like 3 seconds beforehand 😭😭 then IMMEDIATELY regifting it to Angelo when he showed up 💀
(ofc he wrapped his in blue. kys)
Vlad showed up as well for no reason and started giving Noah tips on being a vampire, meanwhile Emeryk asked Clement for a present and received a single cube for being on the naughty list 😭 Blake slept in and then asked to fuck twice so I think he had the best day tbh
plus Danny relaxing for once :> 💗 lalalalala
Diddly-doo! Work doodles✨✨
(as always reblogs are appreciated❤️)